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   int. brick school classroom - day
  
   Several bricks, named Gravel, Rock, Stone and Boulder, sit at the desks.
   MR. BRICK, the schoolteacher, paces in front of a large scheme, depicting a trajectory of a brick, falling onto a human head off the roof. The scheme is marked with multiple physics equations.

mr. brick

   The relationship between a brick and a head is quite simple. A break is bound to fall onto a head. A head is bound to crack. This is determined by the basic rules of nature.
   Boulder sighs and shifts towards the window, overlooking a NYC skyline.

mr. brick

   Are you listening to me, Boulder?

boulder

   Yes, teacher.

Mr. brick

   What is your main destination, your calling, your fate?

boulder

(unenthusiastically)

   To crack somebody's head.

mr. brick

   Quite so. And to do that properly, you all have to memorize a few simple rules. What are they? Hmm...Gravel?

Gravel

   (jumping enthusiastically up and down)
   We have to make sure that the head is there!

mr. brick

   Excellent, Gravel. And...what about you, Rock?

rock

   We have to make sure that the head doesn't wear a protective gear!

mr. brick

   Brilliant mind. Fascinating. And this

mr. brick (contd.)

   gear is...Stone?

stone

   Safety helmets, horns, bird's nests and extremely thick layers of dandruff!

mr. brick

   Top marks. Now you, Boulder. Boulder. What are you thinking about?

Boulder

   (dreamily)
   The main difference between the Doric and Ionic styles of masonry is...

mr. brick

(outraged)

   Boulder! Shame! Scandal! You are a total disgrace of my refined educational system!

boulder

   But teacher... Aren't we supposed to be building blocks of greatest architectural wonders, created by the human mind?

mr. break

   Human mind! Ha... Scrambled eggs, that's what your human mind is. I see that it's time for a little demonstration. Come with me.
   He ushers his students through the classroom's door, which leads to...
   ext. roof - day
   The building is under construction. CONSTRUCTION WORKERS bustle underneath.
   Mr. Brick prowls along the roof edge, looking for a proper victim.
   He sees a BIG DUMMY, who doesn't wear safety helmet. Cackles happily.

mr. brick

   Let me show you a work of professional.
   He leans over the roof edge, shouts to the Dummy.

mr. brick

   Hey, chum, over here!
   The Dummy raises his head and stares upwards.
   Mr. Brick jumps of the roof, falls, falls with proficient precision, hits The Dummy square into the face...and breaks into a stone dust with the force of the impact.
   The Dummy looks stupidly at the stone dust.
   A SUBTLE GUY runs past him, glances at the dust, sighs

subtle guy

   What a waste, Hogan. It could have made such a nice Doric column...

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