Аннотация: Wonderful scenarios under a consideration by the information holding. A story.
Wonderful scenarios under a consideration by the information holding. A story.
It was Saturday. 2020 ends. An incomes is not enough, but a lot of work.
The chief editor of a large media holding looked around the members of the secret editorial council.
- The scenarios are great !!!
All were silent.
- 'Other expenses on national activities': increased from 672 million to 2.8 billion rubles in the consolidated budget. Thus, additional expenses of 2.128 billion rubles, [2800000000 - 672000000 = 2128000000] - the chief editor patiently explained the situation.
- We are not auditors of the Accounts Chamber! - the elder of the secret editorial council commented on the words of the editor .
"He knows!" The meeting participants looked at the elder with respect.
- One hundred days of protests. Plus one hundred thousand. It's in total. It's a sum. These are state servants and Tonton Macoutes. In total, ten million repressive man days! [100*100000=10000000] - the chief editor continued sadly, - We divide 2.128 billion rubles by ten million repressive man days - we get 212.8 rubles in one day [2128000000/10000000=212.8]. This is approximately $ 83 or 6,300 Russian rubles for one repressive person-day (in addition to the standard, official payment). Not whole the hundred thousand is always involved simultaneously, so pay rates for one repressive person-day can be increasing.
- We have not yet cashed all the media cheques - the heads of several departments added up to the chief editor's speech .
- It's too early for us to leave the stage, - the elder of secret editorial council said. Those present looked at him with deep respect.
The chief editor silently tapped his fingers on the table and looked at his colleagues.
Finally, the host of the military revue spoke out:
- I propose to focus on psychologists. Now psychologists are needed - more than ever! - the colonel said.
- To interview Dmitry Glukhovsky! - the elder of the secret editorial council issued a recommendation.
"He knows!" The meeting participants looked at the elder with respect.
- Thank you, Colonel! - the chief editor thanked of the host of military review. ("I'm not alone! I graduated from the military-political academy!" - the colonel instantly responded).
The chief editor looked at those present.
- Our line is that we are not auditors of the Accounts Chamber, not governors or ministers of construction.
All were silent.
- So it's decided! Interview Dmitry Glukhovsky! We are focusing on the usefulness of psychologists and the low profitability of New Year's corporate events in 2020! Our meeting is over!
Members of the secret editorial council left the chief editor's office in a secret elevator.
The chief editor looked at the media production accumulated during the day.
He rotated, with doubts, in his hands the Grand Power T12 (a paintball type modification) sealed in a plastic bag.
'The journalist's weapon is a feather, a pen! This is how Peskov and masters taught us! "
The chief editor dialed the colonel's number.
- Colonel! Haven't you left yet?
The Colonel returned in a secret elevator.
- This thing is closer to your interests, Colonel!
- O'key! It will be useful as a souvenir!
The colonel took out from a large leather folder a beautiful naval dirk from the time of the Emperor Napoleon:
- Several copies were given as a gift to our information holding - by people from the environment of the most famous Russial historian!
- Thank you, Colonel!
The colonel left again in the secret elevator.
The absence of the "Grand Power T12" and the presence of a naval dirk from the Napoleonic era had a positive impact on the mood of the chief editor.
He put the naval dirk in his briefcase and headed for the exit.
'How can this be? A man has died, you think where to buy a flowers - it takes time. And here - very quickly! The scripts are being developed great!"
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November 21, 2020 06:03
Translation from Russian into English: November 21, 2020 20:50.
Владимир Владимирович Залесский 'Великолепные сценарии на рассмотрении информационного холдинга. Рассказ'.