Аннотация: Vanya Zhukov defeated catastrophic forest fires. A fantastic sketch.
Vanya Zhukov defeated catastrophic forest fires. A fantastic sketch.
Vanya Zhukov was worried.
There were reports that the whole taiga would soon be burned down.
Fires, as practice shows, have acquired such a scale that the System that was created earlier is not effective enough to fight large-scale forest fires.
Everyone is just talking about climate change, and shrug their shoulders.
(Yes, something changes ... And after some changes other changes begin - some moments in the situation are understood correctly ...).
Of course, this is already a step forward. Previously, the idea was put forward that forest fires are a natural and even beneficial process. According to this logic, a part of the forest burns down, and a new one grows in the place of the burnt forest. So they slowly and quietly waited out during the summer and autumn - basing on this theory - in 2020. It's nice to deal with optimistic forecasts, especially if only a small part of the forests burns down ... And if we are talking about the death of the entire taiga? Will it definitely grow on the site of the burnt one? Who will give a personal guarantee about this (with a personal signature)? And how will such a guarantee be backed up?
In general, you need to come up with something to counter the fires.
But who will invent?
Now - the digital economy. So, every time, when Vanya Zhukov try to enter the Internet, then immediately - either there is no connection, or a variety of connection problems arise, or the access speed is scanty (insufficient for work), or problems with downloading files, or something else ...
Vanya is tired of fighting these obstacles. He spends less time on the Internet. And it seems to him that the number of fresh ideas on the Internet has decreased. And the scale of forest fires, on the contrary, has increased.
Of course, there is hope, concerning brokers, but brokers have a different specialization - they change one thing to another ... And here we need a new idea, a new plan, a new concept of action.
What to do?
Vanya feels sorry for the forest, the animals and birds that live in the forest.
He decided to distract from his current affairs and think: what to offer in opposition to large-scale forest fires?
Vanya came up with the idea, posted his ideas on the Internet.
And immediately the deputy from the ruling party made proposals. The words are a little different, but the thoughts are the same - such as those of Vanya. It just so happened that at first Vanya uploaded his ideas to the Internet, and then, almost immediately, the deputy spoke ...
Nobody heard Vanya. But the deputy was immediately heard. It is good that the deputy, and not a scientific loser-doctor of sciences, a specialist in water problems, and not some kind of artist-director. A deputy - it is a solid option. He is immediately heard on all floors and his ideas are taken into action.
Vanya understands why no one hears him, but the deputy is immediately heard ... This does not even require an explanation.
As a matter of fact, it's not necessary to fuss, it's not necessary to strain, to think, to attempt to break into the Internet through digital censorship and to post ideas ...
It is clear that the clever uncles thought in parallel to Vanya and came up with everything no worse than Vanya. And if they do not succeed, then there is no need to be upset - the forest will burn up at cost of trillions of dollars, and they will replenish the budget with billions of rubles. What later? This is a separate conversation ...
Now is not the time to remember the floods of the past years and the floods of 2021. There is one powerful mind. He took up this topic. But as soon as he gained momentum, the topic changed, and he began to deal with mortgage rates ...
Vanya decided to dance some kind of dance. But in the dance, he will move not forward, but backward.
And so he did.
Vanya danced a few steps, looked at his watch. Time had moved back to the moment when he decided to start thinking about how to cope with large-scale forest fires.
Well, don't fuss. The clever uncles have already begun to think. The forest fires will end soon.
So Vanya decided not to break through digital censorship and not to fuss. We can only hope that the whole taiga will not burn out ...
It necessary to turn on the radio. Just now a deputy will make proposals. His ideas will be immediately heard by influential uncles, they will change the System, and the fires will stop - if not tomorrow, then at least in the summer-autumn of 2021 ...
August 8, 2021 07:18
Translation from Russian into English: August 8, 2021 08:35.
Владимир Владимирович Залесский 'Ваня Жуков победил катастрофические лесные пожары. Фантастический скетч'.