Аннотация: The support for bloggers on Kosti-NF. A sketch.
The support for bloggers on Kosti-NF. A sketch.
Mr. Wintertund, the second deputy general director of the Kosti-NF radio station, left his office-room to inspect the radio station staff entrusted to him.
He was in a bad mood.
In his pocket was a printout of the story "Conditions" radio program on Kosti-NF."
"He shows an irony! He presents us in comic form!"
Mr. Wintertund entered into the room of general information department:
- Prepare a cultural and informational insert between programs! What does "Pip your tongue!" mean? This is a wish to the address of those who say various unpleasant things! ...
The employees of the general information department started to ran around the room.
Having calmed down a little, Mr. Wintertund continued to inspect the radio station staff.
The first deputy general director was walking towards him. The first deputy looked sternly at Mr. Wintertund and made a sudden maneuver - he disappeared behind the nearest door, without reaching Mr. Wintertund.
- I calmed down too early!
Mr. Wintertund recalled a recurring story about a press conference, about a blogger's (woman) question on the opportunity to support bloggers ...
- He writes about it regularly! A heavy breath of a blogging mass!
Mr. Wintertund immediately entered the control room. Behind thick soundproof glass, a Kosti-NF employee interviewed a retired colonel from the General Staff and the director of the Stolypin Prize for Siberian dumplings.
Mr. Wintertund whispered something to the program editor. She wrote the words 'Support for bloggers' on a sheet of paper with a red felt-tip pen. She pressed the sheet with her palm against the thick glass. By other arm, she took out a 500 euro note from her pocket and waved it in the air.
The Kosti-NF employee immediately looked at the banknote and at the editor. Accordingly, he had read the words on a sheet of paper.
Mr. Wintertund put on spare headphones.
Having choosen the moment, the employee of Kosti-NF asked the interlocutors a question: what do they think about the best form of support for bloggers?
The retired colonel from the General Staff looked at the director of the Stolypin Prize for Siberian dumplings and suggested to establish a prize for bloggers. The director of the award, in turn, looked at the retired colonel and proposed to make the prize a state one - to present it from some ministry.
Mr. Wintertund again whispered something to the program editor. She again wrote something on a sheet of paper.
- To hold a competition between bloggers. Choose the most worthy, disciplined, - the retired colonel reasoned logically.
- Let they taste! Let they lick ice cream! Who licks better, such an applicant deserves a prize! - the director of the Stolypin Prize for Siberian dumplings developed the Colonel's idea.
Mr. Wintertund hurried into the corridor. But, nevertheless, he could not resist:
- What? Is the banknote real?
- I bought a comic banknote at the kiosk!
Mr. Wintertund believed. Although ... who knows? The editor moved to Kosti-NF from the Humpbacked Bridge radio station ... Everything is arranged differently there ...
Going out into the corridor, Mr. Wintertund immediately took out his cell phone and dialed the number of the director of the Kosti-NF separate distant office in the city of Pig:
- Listen, Sasha! Who is in your office now?
- My deputy, Dadarada, has a member of the local parliament!
Mr. Wintertund explained everything in detail to his provincial colleague.
Returning to the control room, Mr. Wintertund again put on the spare headphones. The retired colonel's conversation with the director of the Prize ended. The director went to the central restaurant, and the colonel was sent on a business trip (good chefs work there).
Mr. Wintertund was hearing the latest news in his headphones. A member of the local, the Pig city, parliament appeals to the Minister of Effective Brains with a proposal to establish a state prize to support bloggers.
It seems that this is finally, what is necessary!
Mr. Wintertund went out into the corridor, hoping to see the first deputy director of the radio station again.
A relative was walking towards him - Mrs. Quicktalker.
She told Mr. Wintertund the good news. For coverage of the project 'Call Galya!' she was paid a tenfold bonus ...
And, in addition, a praise appeared on the Internet in her address!
- Look at what a note, Mr. Wintertund!
She handed the printout to the relative.
Mr. Wintertund began to explore the note.
A heavy envelope slipped imperceptibly into his jacket pocket.
'Everything seems to have been done correctly!' Mr. Wintertund thought with relief.
He returned to his office-room, opened the door, looked from the threshold at the portrait and patted his pocket, which contained a heavy envelope.
'Not a one a minute can be lost! Not a one a second! " "Bloggers need a support!"
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November 7, 2020 15:01
Translation from Russian into English: November 7, 2020 22:05.
Владимир Владимирович Залесский 'Поддержка блогеров на Кости-NF. Скетч'.