Аннотация: The Story of how Ilf and Petrov wrote "The Twelve Chairs"
The Story of how Ilf and Petrov wrote "The Twelve Chairs"
Ilf and Petrov arrived at the port after a foreign business trip. "Why not see the city?"
Announcement: "SIMULTANEOUS CHESS GAME on 160 boards".
"This is curious!""Why not take a look?"
The surprised shouts sounded in "Kartonazhnik" club. The conflict was about to happen.
The crowd crowded around the players.
- What are you fooling me...? If you give up, say me!
- Excuse me, comrades, I have all the moves recorded!
- Office writes.
- This is outrageous!
- Give up, give up, what kind of cat-and-mouse like that!
Ilf and Petrov took out their notebooks and wrote: "it was a moonlit evening."
- Hold the grand master! - from above was sliding. Persecutors ran, knocking on a wooden ladder as the falling bowling spheres.
- Here still hat! To me slightly the head was torn off, and I anything: it is vigorous and cheerful. And if to take fifty more rubles of net profit into account, then for one rumble on your head - the fee quite decent.
- Dudes! Why don't you beat your grand master? Did you, if I am not mistaken, want to beat me?
Ilf and Petrov added to their notebooks: "- You understand, ...an individuals, that I could drown you one by one, but I give you life. Live, citizens!"...
November 7, 2018 21:15
Translation from Russian into English: November 7, 2018 21:44.
Владимир Владимирович Залесский "Рассказ о том, как Ильф и Петров писали "Двенадцать стульев"".