Аннотация: The Sketch about the Karakhan's memoirs
The Sketch about the Karakhan's memoirs
Lev Mikhailovich Karakhan decided to write memoirs.
He took seat in a chair more comfortably and moved up to himself the sheet of paper.
"What to write?"
Pleasant thoughts began to come to him.
"... It was good in Egypt... We helped a much..."
"In Afghanistan, - they say, - still remember of us... Roads, bridges ... various useful buildings, structures and works...".
Suddenly the assistant entered an office-room: urgent news! "USA. Syria. Afghanistan". "There is a separate mention about the Afghanistan ...".
Karakhan grabbed a clean sheet of paper, crumpled it and threw out it in a basket. The idea of the unwritten book collapsed.
Suddenly Karakhan paid attention to a stare of the assistant: "What!? Still something?... Just don't tell me about ..."
The assistant scaredly was silent.
Karakhan in frustration, walked around the office-room: "Urgently find a copy of the United States Constitution!..."
- With amendments? - the assistant asked just in case.
- It is possible in English, - Karakhan explained.-... And a portrait of Thomas Jefferson!
- A portrait of Thomas Jefferson... - the assistant wrote down an assignment.
- Send to radio station! Let equip special radio studio! Let will place the U.S. Constitution and the portrait of Thomas Jefferson on a wall! In the center! Underneath the U.S. Constitution and a portrait radio doggies have to run every day and bark loudly at them!. Act!
The assistant ran out from an office-room.
Karakhan sighed: "Memoirs about the help stopped being timely..." "What to do?!" "I will write the letter to the "Great Leader"!".
Lev Mikhailovich Karakhan moved up to himself the sheet of paper...
January 3, 2019 12:40
Translation from Russian into English: January 3, 2019 13:21.
Владимир Владимирович Залесский 'Скетч о мемуарах Карахана'.