Аннотация: The Sketch about Bistro, Bikini, Napoleon and Orange Mood
The Sketch about Bistro, Bikini, Napoleon and Orange Mood
The French composer listened sadly to sound recording. The song in Russian was sounding. Memories of the trip to Russia were not the most pleasant. The composer associatively remembered about Berezina: "That! Happens and a worse!".
"The mood is kind of... A purple?.. But - obviously not of orange color".
Meanwhile in Russia the famous man, - the singer, - has turned on the TV. On the screen the vigorous illusionist has appeared. He was in a cocked hat and talked Napoleon's voice. The singer gloomy looked at the screen. "Stop!", - the singer has thought. - "From where he can know how Napoleon talked? Sound recordings of lectures of the academician Tarle have remained? Creative borrowing of intonations, manner of performance?"
"Napoleon it's, of course ..." "By whom she feels herself? A nymph?."
The singer has accepted inside a glass of Martini.
The French composer was walking along a Paris street. His mood was not the most the best. "Why do I remember up Napoleon? About Berezina? About my trip to Russia?'
The composer saw a sign: "Bistro!".
"Here and perfectly!" "That's great!"
He went into the bistro and sighed with relief: "Napoleon and the bistro-two things are an incompatible!". Nearby the nice girl was drinking a something. "I don't know if she feels like a goddess," - the composer continued to think, - "but I foresee in her hands a bikini!'
The composer has addressed the employee of cafe: "Please, martini for mademoiselle!"
The mood became orange. "Let he sings there!... And I - here is...", - he has thought with a smile ...
"Mademoiselle!" - he begun. - "I looked at you and I composed the song ..."
May 14, 2018 13:37
Translation from Russian into English: May 14, 2018 14:21. Владимир Владимирович Залесский 'Скетч о бистро, бикини, Наполеоне и об оранжевом настроении'.