Аннотация: The Sketch about a hatred, a love and an Internet posting
The Sketch about a hatred, a love and an Internet posting
The creative person comes home after a working day. He ate and decided to watch news in Internet.
He came into the own internet-account. "Communication is the main value of our time!" And, really, someone, very benevolent, sends the message: "Do you know where your wife? She now in cafe. Sits with the close friend there. Address of cafe:... Your kind friend".
The creative personality erupted! It is not the first case! (About the wife).
The creative person began to think out the wording of the answer. As it is better to write: "I go to this cafe and I will knock at a muzzle of this figure"? Or: "Wait for tomorrow - you will see what occurred"?
And this formulation is good, and that - is not bad.
Fingers touched a computer mouse. Information was opened: "The blogger is accused of illegal business activity. He through the blog taught people by something and received money from people".
The creative person was disturbed. "So, I'm also a blogger. And, if to think about it, I teach someone something. Last night I posted - about a useful toothbrushes. I mean, I teach other people how to use toothbrushes. And I get paid for it."
"Do I pay taxes on the money received? And do I cash out the [non-cash] money I received for my educational and promotional activities?"
And in general, the wife - she is good... Who without shortcomings?
The creative person sighed and the answer to the unknown well-wisher knocked: "I am not a boy on a call. Do not send me more similar messages. I endured this complex".
The creative person with relief sighed. The cell phone began to vibrate. The SMS came. Money came as the payment for advertizing.
"Whether not to teach mankind to use (brand) hairbrush? I will not cash out the received [non-cash] money. I will be registered as the individual entrepreneur. I will submit the declaration and I will pay all taxes".
At heart it became easy and pleasant. The creative person dialed the phone number of the wife: "Darling, I love you!..."
January 25, 2019 22:03
Translation from Russian into English: January 25, 2019 22:53.
Владимир Владимирович Залесский "Скетч о ненависти, любви и интернет-постинге".