Аннотация: The Joking Fairy Tale about the video conference
The Joking Fairy Tale about the video conference
The Ruler with fifteen stars-awards on a breast after visit of the settlement in the depths of mountain's area and after demonstration the own body to guard of honor was flying in airplane. He tried to master new technical system. This technical system provided video conference with any person whom the Ruler would like to see and hear.
Have brought to the Ruler a glass of water and the next tablet. He has taken a medicine, has washed down with water and has begun to click the compact control panel buttons.
The familiar face has appeared at the screen.
- Hello! - the Ruler has friendly told the person which has appeared at the screen. - I am flying at the plane, I have examined a settlement in mountains ... What are we doing there?
The interlocutor turned green with anger:
- And you know that he had three libraries. In one of them (only in one) - twenty thousand books! When I to him came, I have been forced to represent from myself the simpleton man and the fan of national dances. But I have organised the promotion of the resolution, devoted the condemning a cult ...
The interlocutor has slightly calmed down and has continued:
- Generally, I can answer nothing concrete to you because I don't possess the necessary information. Try to address the author of the book about Deng Xiaoping!
The Ruler has continued to press the panel buttons. The new person has appeared at the screen . The person who has appeared on the screen has passed to business at once. He has taken the book in hand and has read:
"But Deng, smoking one cigarette for another ... have explained that if China "does not teach" Vietnam by a short-term lesson (he promised to disengage troops in 10-20 days after invasion), then the Soviet Union, having gained a foothold in the Socialist Republic of Vietnam, will seek to finish encirclement of People's Republic of China. USSR will intrude in Afghanistan, which has common boundary with China. (Said so! Just 11 months before the infamous Soviet intervention!).
Carter has answered nothing it, but Deng, having stated everything that wanted, suddenly as that have calmed down at once."
- What for "encirclement"? - the Ruler with fifteen stars on a breast hasn't understood.
- Theorists work ... - the author of the book about Deng Xiaoping has vaguely answered. - At first helped much, then ... well ... they dream up a something...
- And why helped? - the Ruler has become interested.
- The complicated question ... - was confused the author of the book about Deng Xiaoping and has advised the Ruler. - Address to the author of the book about Sun Yat-sen.
- The book about Ho Chi Minh is published, - the author has managed to add after.
The Ruler in response to these words winced.
The Ruler has pressed on buttons of the panel and at the screen the author of the book about Sun Yat-sen has appeared. The author has fast read a few paragraphs from his book:
"...He knew little about Russia, except that her rulers are involved in the robbery of China together with other foreign powers. A meeting with a Russian publicist in London for the first time showed Sun Wen [Sun Yat-sen] that the Chinese people have friends in Russia. That was really good!"
"G.V. Chicherin on behalf of the Soviet government has said:
"... The Soviet Russia - the only large state, which is ready to support in every possible way the China full independence in all respects and the full flourishing of the China independent development..."
There was no desire to call Chicherin and to communicate with him at a video conference. "He will begin to talk about his merits. About relations with Lenin and "guard." And be polite and listen to him."
The Ruler continued to ask the author of the book devoted Sun Yat-sen:
- We helped all! Why these people in clothes of inhabitants of mountains and deserts launch missiles from portable systems?
The interlocutor was confused says:
- You talk to the author of the book about Mahatma Gandhi!
Then after a short pause he added: "When you will have time, read the book by M.Yu. Galenovich about border".
"There no a possibility to read everything!" - the Ruler has thought. - "I'd rather talk to the author of the book about Gandhi."
He have pressed several buttons. The author of the book about Mahatma Gandhi has appeared at the screen and have begun to explain:
- In policy there are concepts dynamic ... As the Russian Emperor Alexander I spoke (in historical interpretation), a power of thought gives more success, than a violence force. Generally, Gandhi has explained to both residents of India, and residents of all other countries that there is "India", that in "India" there live the nation, which have the right to gain independence.
- It's obvious! - the Ruler has a little hasty nodded.
The author has opened the book and has read several lines:
- "Supporters of Bose in March, 1940 have held a so-called anti-compromise conference where have subjected to sharp criticism the congress and personally Gandhi. Then in Lahore the congress of Muslim league which the ultimate political goal announced creation of Pakistan, "land of the pure", i.e. adherents of Islam, has taken place.
The Gandhi's dream of creation of the uniform democratic and secular state fell. Gandhi steadily rejected opinion that in India there were two nations - Hindu and Muslim. Criticizing leaders of Muslim league, he said that in India from time immemorial dozens of the religious communities easily coexist. Really representatives of each of them make the separate nation?"
"What to say of that?" - the Ruler has thought and has kept silent.
The author of the book has added:
- "After world war 2 ... the British colonialists were forced to grant independence to their colony of British India in 1947. At the same time, the former British India was divided according to the religious and communal principle into two States - India and Pakistan; to India areas with the prevailing Hindu population, to Pakistan - with the prevailing Muslim population have departed (were included). On August 14, 1947, the establishment of an independent state of Pakistan was proclaimed."
The author of the book tried to make a generalization:
- So here is, not all happy with...
"Gandhi ... British India ... India and Pakistan ..." "Are three libraries it is necessary to have?.. Twenty thousand volumes in every library?." - the Ruler has assumed.
"The rules of Chineese Orthography!" - the once heard expression has come to memory.
The Ruler mechanically continued to press the panel buttons.
Instead of the author of the book on the screen the familiar face has appeared.
"Yes!" "It is necessary to fly to the Stavropol resorts!"
- Course to Stavropol! - the Ruler with fifteen stars at the breast has instructed.
Meanwhile, the familiar face at the screen pronounced some words:
- I am announcing about the removing from myself powers ... I proclaim my resignation....
The assistant has brought a glass of water and a tablet.
The Ruler has decided to have a rest a little and has dozed off.
July 25, 2018 18:07
Translation from Russian into English: July 26, 2018 - July 27, 2018.
Владимир Владимирович Залесский "Шуточная сказка о видеоконференции".