Аннотация: The Express Sketch about the Grand Prince Funt
The Express Sketch about the Grand Prince Funt
- Senja was caused!. Was invited in "this" building!..
- No fuss. They can't get us. Hands are short.
- Well ...
- Everything is as old as the world. Books you read little. Writers Ilf and Petrov: zits-Chairman Funt. Funt gets a moderate money and "sits". And smart people get capitals.
- It is correct.
- Are you listening to the radio?
- They say: "listen to the radio: you will not regret of it."
- O'key. The clever person has advised: to catch homeless bums. The idea is correct - in her basis. But details demand a developing.
- I listen carefully.
- You is catching a homeless bum. He is the future "Funt". You do for him three diplomas: about the higher education (for example, he studied profession of clown), the diploma of the candidate and the diploma of the doctor of science. Then you will organize an office and an identification plate for a small period of time. Moderate volume of personal political advertizing, and and he's a candidate for composition of the "thousand" for the educating process. Next - matter of technology. And - a direct route to good money.
- Such of suitors now - a bucket and a small cart. All this will take plenty of time. And a result - isn't guaranteed.
- Here! A product of a work on a personnel needs to be efficaciously presented. How? It's simple. There's the one hearted woman. She does the correct serious work. People need a faith. Here is she says: believe in me! In principle, she does not require anything impossible.
You go to her with a homeless guy. And a bum in half an hour - Count, Baron, or even Grand Prince. The applicant has to have, certainly, a sense of proportion. Perhaps, and it is enough an award, order. Anyway, it isn't so difficult. It is necessary - will give out. It is necessary - will tell that an issuance nullify ...
In short, while those, who act according to the algorithm, negotiate with a lecturers and a supervisors on evaluations and characteristics, a homeless guy is glowing on TV as the Grand Prince and as the owner of the order of the High Justice. Volunteers write letters: we wish appointment of this highest personality to a position of our boss. Papers are ready.
To choose a moment before departure ... or after arrival ... Generally, when the mind is busy with other themes. You ought to lay under a bundle of papers, nearby of the down layer. Almost towards the most a "bottom" - to fatigue has accumulated, and attention dissipated. You think it's real to go through all the paperwork? Read Tolstoy: "operates who? who controls? - Bureaucracy'. For signature. And an affair - in a hat. Then cashing in. Money is ours.
"Funt" will be "invited" in "this" office building. Not for long to and fro he will be "rotated". But "Grand Prince". We will arrange requests. Or according an amnesty. Or under a pardon act. Will be later a consultant ...
- The beautiful idea. The Grand Prince Funt!
- Yes don't bother. Make business. We will exploit through this idea up. We will listen to radio ... There will be new ones...
- You're right... I went...
- Go ... They, happens, near garbage containers appear ... Well, it's all! I am busy. Bags brought. It's necessary to thumb through, check calculations.
- I wish a success to all of us!
June 11, 2018 21:13
Translation from Russian into English: September 18, 2018 - September 19, 2018.
Владимир Владимирович Залесский 'Экспресс-скетч о великом князе Фунте'.