Аннотация: The economic breakthrough on Kosti-NF. A sketch.
The economic breakthrough on Kosti-NF. A sketch.
Mr. Wintertund dialed the phone number of Mrs. Quicktalker and formulated the task: to prepare a series of radio broadcasts with the invitation of well-known economists - a series of broadcasts about successful and unsuccessful borrowers.
"Also about the successful ones?" - Mrs. Quicktalker clarified.
"As a last resort, take someone from the Bolshoi Theater ... Can't a performer, actor be a successful borrower?"
Mrs. Quicktalker said nothing in response.
After the assignment was formulated, Mr. Wintertund tried to wait for the words or interjections from Mrs. Quicktalker as a confirmation that she heard everything correctly, understood the assignment and accepted it for execution.
However, there was a pause.
"She is waiting for an explanation - why all this is needed," Mr. Wintertund thought with displeasure.
- We need to prepare the informational base for an epoch-making achievement - for solving (for the first time in history) the housing problem in Russia. Gorbachev couldn't decide it until 1991, but now it will be solved ...
It seemed that Mrs. Quicktalker on the other end of the line had turned into one big question mark.
- What is there to explain, - said Mr. Wintertund with annoyance, - the population is entangled in debts; in parallel, for the first time in history, the housing problem is being solved. But the days of socialism are long gone: no one will transfer housing to citizens for free. How will those interested get new housing? There is no other way - only to get new loans. But even now the percentage of overdue loans is growing: loans cannot be repaid. Consequently, they will receive new housing for borrowed money, and it will be announced that the housing problem has been solved. Later, the happy buyers of new homes will not be able to repay the loans, and will give their apartments to pay off the loans. But this is their fault - they will not be successful borrowers. This is their problem - we must prepare public opinion: there are successful and unsuccessful borrowers. We will be proactive.
Mrs. Quicktalker on the other end of the telephone line made notes (with doubt) on a piece of paper, recording the instruction of her superior.
"Well, and if we approach this issue from the other side?" - she reasoned, - "Developers are building new housing for credit money received from banks. Later the insolvent population does not acquire this new housing. Developers file for bankruptcy. The money, received in the form of loans, is divided between the interested parties ... Later something like the State Fund for the rescue of defrauded equity holders is created ... That is, the state joins the financing of the critical situation under a kind, good pretext ... They divide the money again ... They launch, start a new circle, a new round ... ".
Mrs. Quicktalker decided not to express her views, and not to contradict her superior.
- Everything will be done at the highest level, - she assured Mr. Wintertund, - we will invite experts from the Council of Economic Developments, from the Department of Construction Economics of CpSU, from the School of Economic and Construction Prospects. We will discuss everything in detail live. There are successful and unsuccessful borrowers. Not all buyers of new housing will be able to keep it. But the housing problem will be solved for the first time in history ...
- Go ahead! - Mr. Wintertund approved.
He ended the conversation and turned the radio knob.
He caught a wave from a nearby radio station. "I am a ballerina, and you turn the radio knob."
"They have ballerinas, turning, and we have economic experts, rotating" Mr. Wintertund thought with pleasure. - "Soon (for the first time in history) we will solve the housing problem. Well, of course, unlucky borrowers, entangled in debt to the very top of their heads, will have to master the exercises of Indian yogis. "
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Translation from Russian into English: October 14, 2021 23:31.
Владимир Владимирович Залесский "Экономический рывок на Кости-NF. Скетч".
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