Аннотация: Senya and a manufactured product. A story.
Senya and a manufactured product. A story.
When Senya was told that there was no toilet paper in a nearby small store, and there was still toilet paper in a large department store, but there was very little of it left, and the price for it increased, Senya expressed a great displeasure.
- What's this? Are the old days coming back?
Senya invited friends familiar with economic problems, in particular with toilet paper, and expressed his indignation to them.
Friends reassured Senya and assured him that they would fix the situation. They know how to deal with economic problems and how to use toilet paper.
- I give one hour to resolve the issue! - Senya announced sternly.
In hour later, friends came to the Senya with positive news. They photographed piles of toilet paper with the help of their phones. There were price tags in front of mountains of toilet paper. It turned out that there was a lot of toilet paper, and the prices for it were low.
Senya immediately ordered to print photographs on a color printer and to hang the prints on the doors to the entrances of the apartment building.
After the completion of this assignment, Senya put up his friends in a line and was walking along this row with a stern and angry look.
Those residents of the house who were leaving the entrance first saw the photograph, and then the strict Senya.
Those who were entering the entrance first saw in the yard of the strict Senya, and then were looking at the photograph.
Finally, it became clear to everyone that the toilet paper problem had been solved (as well as possible).
Senya sent competent friends to rotate pedals of velosimulators (some of them continued to be interested in toilet paper and decided to check its quality), and he himself went for a walk around the yard.
In his hand Senya had a volume with Pushkin's poem "Eugene Onegin". In an undertone (but so that the kids and the residents, who was walking in the yard, could hear) Senya read:
'But he read of Adam Smith
And there was a deep expert in economy,
That is, he was able to judge
How the state gets richer
And how state lives, and why
It doesn't need a gold
When it have a manufactured product. "
Now everyone knows that Senya is well acquainted with the classics, and that under Senya's leadership any economic problem can be solved! Moreover, with the benefit for a raising of kids!
December 14, 2020 10:08
Translation from Russian into English: December 14, 2020 10:45.
Владимир Владимирович Залесский 'Сеня и простой продукт. Рассказ'.