Аннотация: Mafia of a bearded frog on Kosti-NF. A story.
Mafia of a bearded frog on Kosti-NF. A story.
Mr. Wintertund, the second deputy general director of the Kostya-NF radio station, was in his own office. He was stirring a tea with a spoon.
Mass blocking of bank accounts! Not cozy!
A call came from the boss - the general director of the radio station Kosti-NF. He is far away now. He is on a trip.
- Mr. Wintertund ! Have you read Heine?
- "But for me you are just a poor fellow, even if you were a duke or a count ...", - Mr. Wintertund uncertainly tried to find something in own memory.
- Need a lot of memory! Bundestag resolution!
- Yes Yes! - Mr. Wintertund hastily reacted.
- Ja-a! - boss switched to the German language.
At that moment, a knock was heard at the office door.
Express Mail.
Mr. Wintertund signed for the receipt and opened the parcel. The package contained a bearded frog.
- It's a dual-use frog! - The distant boss explained over the phone.
- And what is this slot?
- This is a dual-use slot!
The conversation with the boss ended abruptly.
By cell phone, Mr. Wintertund immediately invited the first deputy general director of the radio station Kosti-NF. He arrived without delay. He was standing outside the office door? He found out about the express mail?
- Take the frog and follow me.
Mr. Wintertund and the first deputy went down the corridor and came to a door that had never been opened before.
The first deputy took out the secret key and opened the door.
This was the back-up radio studio.
Everything is as usual. Microphone.
A frog was placed in front of the microphone.
The first deputy flicked the switch. The frog croaked. The sound was directed to the radio broadcast.
The first and second deputies went out into the corridor.
- Have you read this telegram channel ... how her name ...?
Mr. Wintertund carefully portrayed pensiveness.
- Create yard communities! Formation of financial reserves - independent from the state!
Mr. Wintertund shook his head vaguely.
The director of the Stolypin Prize for Siberian dumplings was walking towards them along the corridor.
The deputies walked down the corridor up to the hygiene room.
- Let's go back, - the first deputy suggested.
Mr. Wintertund shrugged his shoulders.
The deputies returned to the studio, where a bearded frog croaked in front of the microphone.
The first deputy took out a huge memory card from the frog. The frog has become like a piggy bank. The first deputy took out from the slot for a huge memory card a weighty package.
The first deputy cheered up.
He returned the huge memory card in place.
The deputies of general director went to the accounting department of the radio station. (Leaving the studio, they heard a bearded frog croaked into a microphone).
A huge safe was prepared in the accounting department.
At that moment, SMSs with sequences of numbers came to the cell phones of the deputies.
First, the first deputy typed his sequence on the combination lock, then the second deputy - a digital sequence from his SMS.
The package was placed in a safe. The safe door is closed.
Mr. Wintertund returned to his office, admiring the boss's genius.
In his office, Mr. Wintertund looked at what this user wrote in his telegram channel ... how her name...
"Really ..." "Creating yard communities! Formation of financial reserves - independent of the state! "
Mr. Wintertund drank the well-brewed tea with pleasure.
"You need to be enough skilled to use someone else's content!" "This is not taught at the Faculty of Journalism!" "Brilliant boss!"
"Now we have our own mafia - our own financial security system!"
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November 20, 2020 06:48
Translation from Russian into English: November 20, 2020 07:46.
Владимир Владимирович Залесский 'Мафия бородатой лягушки на Кости-NF. Рассказ'.