Аннотация: Lenya Bobrov and the import substitution during a cruise along Volga River. A story.
Lenya Bobrov and the import substitution during a cruise along Volga River. A story.
In the morning, news came - all the passengers of the plane, which was arrested in Ceylon, were loaded into some liner and sent to Russia.
Lenya was pleasantly surprised: one of the central topics of conversation of unfortunate passengers after the arrest of the plane was the calculation of seats on planes and of the cost of tickets during a new attempt to get to Russia.
"The Government, the Ministry of Finance and Rostourism must have intervened," Lenya thought. "Everything was done promptly, without excessive bureaucracy...".
Lenya was unable to get in touch with the passengers of the "magnificent flight". But his plan to develop a personal plot of the Internet space continued to be implemented.
Lenya ate a serving of naval-style pasta made on the ship. For dessert - cottage cheese casserole. He ate all this with a delicious kulebyaka, freed from cellophane packaging.
Satellite data made it possible to determine the location of the ship.
Ahead on the course is an ancient Volga city.
There is no stopover for the ship at this city.
Lenya entered the name of the ancient Volga city and the word "tourism" into the search engine.
"Hooray!" - it turns out that this small provincial town has excellent travel packages from small businesses.
Lenya immediately placed an order on the Internet.
Fifteen minutes later, a motorboat jumped to the ship. Sailors from the ship helped Lena to get into the motor boat. All travel packages are coordinated at the highest level. Rostourism - in direct submission ... It was decision of ...!
The ship continued on.
And Lenya was already walking along the pier of a small provincial town.
The city is famous for the fact that Tsar Ivan IV stopped and dined here. He visited the local monastery and prayed there.
Lenya respectfully looked at the monastery, but refused to go there.
Not far from the pier is the updated Mac Doc. The former owners joined the sanctions, but all the staff and managers remained. So only the brand has changed. The restaurant belongs to a network of 600 retail outlets under the common renewed brand "Tsar's Food".
As Lenya expected, there is a gradual decrease in the cost of the average check in the fast food industry.
For 500 rubles, Lenya took three dishes and ate deliciously. Import substitution and small business! A few years ago, such an order cost at least 2,000 rubles.
He left the fast food restaurant. There was still some time left as part of the local travel package.
Lenya went to a nearby kiosk with photographs of various ice cream options.
He bought one portion, and immediately began to eat it, and asked the second to be placed in a bag for the longest possible preservation.
He ate a portion of ice cream in chocolate immediately.
And in the package he was waiting for ice cream, poured with cherry jam with the addition of several fresh cherries. "Local fresh cherries are a Michurin product. They are grown in a greenhouse built at the expense of a special program, "explained a representative of a small business accompanying Lenya.
- Are you the owner or a hired seller? Lenya asked the man, who was sitting in the ice cream stand.
- Grant for small business development from the regional government! - proudly answered the man in the kiosk.
The time from the travel package has ended. Instead of a cursory tour of the ancient city and a visit to the monastery where the tsar prayed, Lenya visited a fast food restaurant and bought ice cream. But he didn't regret it at all. The history of the city is important. But now import substitution and small business development are of great importance. These topics are of great interest on the Internet.
The accompanying person put Lenya in the cab of the truck, and they rushed along the country roads along the Volga at maximum speed, not being afraid of either video cameras or anyone else. Now with an average speed - strictly!
Behind the calmness of the accompanying person, who became a driver of truck for a while, Senya guessed a huge experience.
- Did you organize everything yourself? - Lenya asked the driver.
- A preferential loan for the development of small tourism business under the guarantees of TURISM.RU and of the authorities of municipal district, - he received an answer.
A forest belt appeared ahead.
Lyonya asked to stop for a minute - in order to board the ship in complete carelessness.
The car slowed down. Lenya took a step into the depths of the forest belt.
Some kind of thorn caught the sock and slightly broke through it.
"If we catch the ship in time, then all this is complete nonsense," thought Lenya.
The truck again rushed forward along the country roads.
Here is the bank of the Volga.
At the water's edge is a motorboat. Naturally, this is a different boat.
In the distance, an approaching ship is visible.
Accurate timing. During the time that Lenya spent in the ancient Volga city and on the way, the ship sailed the corresponding distance.
Now the ship and Lenya met again - everything was calculated with great accuracy. "That"s in a such manner the rostovites knew how to control a time flow, - the inventors of the original weapons," Lenya remembered for some reason ...
Now Lenya can continue the cruise.
The mood is excellent.
That's what small business exists to meet the needs of customers with maximum accuracy.
- Will you be satisfied with the payment using the MIR card? The rest of the cards do not always work reliably ... Recently, three more banks from SWIFT were disconnected ...
- Let there be MIR! - the accompanying person looked somehow to the side.
Lenya performs several manipulations with the smartphone. The accompanying person's gadget beeps. This is confirmation of receipt of payment. The use of QR-codes dramatically reduces the time for financial transactions!
An accompanying representative of a small tourism business looks at the screen of the gadget and nods his head.
- Everything is in order with the banking system - it continues to work! - Lenya summed up.
Again a short trip on a motor boat, and Lenya is pleased to feel the deck of the ship under his feet.
However, he left the ship without ice cream. And now in his hand - a bag of ice cream.
Ice cream is topped with cherry jam and topped with a few fresh cherries.
Lenya photographed it.
Let's see what the passengers of the "magic flight" have to say about the food on board the aircraft!
Lenya ate half of the ice cream and looked at the torn sock.
The name of the material for posting on the Internet appeared: "We will break through the socks, but we will put on new ones. Despite the sanctions!"
Yes, this should cause a new patriotic wave on the Internet!
June 5, 2022 15:48
Translation from Russian into English: June 5, 2022 17:06.
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