Аннотация: Don't give anybody your beloved woman! The story of how Sanya Lokhushenko became a poet and an enviable groom.
Don't give anybody your beloved woman! The story of how Sanya Lokhushenko became a poet and an enviable groom.
Sanya Lokhushenko decided to change his marital status. It's not an easy matter.
A close friend said: "It is not easy to persuade a girl to marry."
Sanya remembered these words and prepared well.
Made a bed of iron strips in the garage.
Sanya put a bed of a new model of his invention in a rented apartment, ruined the switch so that the light bulb in the room would burn continuously. Then, he started wooing.
Sanya catches girls and women on the streets and takes them into the apartment. They cannot sleep - the bed is hard, uncomfortable. And the light bulb shines continuously. Sanya doesn't let them out. Whom the day keeps, whom - during the week, some - the month. But they endure and show no feelings for Sanya. He have to let them go.
At last Sanya saw a tall, slender girl, walking down the street. She is very beautiful. At that moment, a flower seller ran up to Sanya, offered to buy a bouquet.
The flower seller explains that the girl is Miss Belarus.
Sanya quickly processed the flower seller. - The seller left for Lithuania. Now he is learning the Penal Code and international conventions - between treatment sessions.
Sanya caught Miss Belarus, put her in his special apartment and waits: when will she show a feelings to him? The bed is hard, uncomfortable, and the light is on around the clock.
No feelings!
Sanya became worried. He checked, made sure: there is no toothpaste, brushes, towels, removable linen and other necessary things in the apartment ...
Sanya decided to act more cunningly. He found a drunken crazy woman with lice at the station and put her in the special apartment with a potential bride.
The madwoman imagined in her delirium that she was traveling on a train. The madwoman overwhelmed of her beautiful neighboress with constant questions - which station is and when to get off?
Miss Belarus put on a hood and turned away, trying not to listen. So Sanya, with the help of of the own cunning and a crazy drunk woman, achieved nothing.
But lice are not only biology, but also psychology.
There are no lice, but unpleasant impressions remain - a person remembers other people's lice and begins to itch.
Sanya is waiting - why to itch, to scratch, maybe Miss Belarus will stroke him?
But she is cold towards Sanya ...
Sanya does not give up. He ruined plumbing: faucet, sink drain, toilet bowl. Ruined everything that can be spoiled.
When will the stubborn beauty surrender?
Damaged plumbing does not work!
Sanya turns off the heating and opens the window!
Coldly! Winter!
Surely Miss Belarus will snuggle up to Sanya!
But she began to mop the floor and drew the cat with the remains of a pencil. (Creative nature, draws however ...).
Sanya tore up the drawing of the cat. The beauty girl should look only at Sanya!
Sanya is a poet! He composed a verses, a song!
Sanya bought a button accordion, he's walking around the street under the windows of a special apartment, where he closed Miss Belarus, and sings a song: "Don't give anybody your beloved woman!" Let everyone know: Sanya is the most enviable groom in the area!
"Look into my eyes
And hear me ...
In peace, love and harmony - together
Just know - it's impossible to give anybody the beloved woman! !!! '
[MDCCCLXI. A restless week and a constitutional candy of Sasha Lokhushenko. The story. - November 27, 2020]
December 4, 2020 14:04
Translation from Russian into English: December 5, 2020 14:38.
Владимир Владимирович Залесский 'Любимую не отдают! Рассказ как Саня Лохушенко стал поэтом и завидным женихом'.