Аннотация: Dear thimbleriggers on Kosti-NF. A story.
Dear thimbleriggers on Kosti-NF. A story.
Mr. Wintertund, the second deputy general director of the Kostya-NF radio station, decided to have some tea.
A call came to the cell phone - from the boss's number: "Vegetable oil!" The boss completed the conversation.
Mr. Wintertund immediately called the cultural observer of the radio station.
A few minutes later this employee entered the office.
At that moment, a special telephone apparatus rang - the apparatus with the handset, which was never, no one time, rised, was never used..
- Well! You see! - Mr. Wintertund said softly.
- Today I tried to find information about this film festival on the Internet - somehow it is not possible to immediately find the composition of the jury of the competition, - the cultural observer explained the possible difficulties.
- So... it's a good turn! - Mr. Wintertund encouraged. - You may to write in the general form: "A competition's jury". No personalities, no names. The personal composition does not have to be deciphered. What is there to do? I myself did not know anything about this film festival yesterday ...
- No photo material! The film festival was held online ...
- Take the photos that were clicked-flicked in Venice ... Mention about the on-line mode, - if you like, - but that our film figures have not traveled abroad, this is not specifically necessary to say. (There will be, also, those who will think that kino figures visited a film festival abroad. And there, abroad, they worked online). The whole point is that is a foreign, abroad event. You need to direct the attention correctly.
- To mention Andrzej Wajda?
Mr. Wintertund got a little excited ... He got up from his chair and began to walk around the office.
- You need to be as laconic as possible. Of course, it must be emphasized that this is a foreign event. But you may not to mention the composition of the jury of the competition. You may not to mention that no one has traveled abroad. Andrzej Wajda - it is good. But no sence to escort your material up to some dangerous reef. And these reefs are many! Come on without mentioning Waida ...
- Different opinions are expressed on the Internet ...
- You do not pay attention to them. Let's say you are writing a historical story about Stalingrad. This is the choice of a creative person. He wants to write about a simple Romanian soldier, wants to - about Field Marshal Paulus, wants to - about Hitler. If someone decides to make a feature film "Dear Falsifiers" about the August elections in Belarus, then it is not necessary to make influential persons the main character, you can turn your attention to pawns. You are sometimes nearby railway stations. You saw how it is done....
The cultural observer composed a text in his head. For self-testing, he expressed his ideas:
- I pretend that this film festival is well-known and very respectable one. The main thing is that it is a foreign event. But I don't mention Andrzej Wajda. The fact that the film festival was held online is what I say. But fact that no one went abroad, - I do not express this directly. Not a word about the composition of the competition's jury. If we need photos, then we take those that were flicked out in Venice ...
- Everything is correct! - Mr. Wintertund approved the plan. - The main thing is the first place at this film festival, as well as the fact that it is foreign event. The audience and the reader will swallow admiration for Russial cinema with (along) context.
Don't forget to go to the cashier, get your salary. Coefficient 10. Thank the boss! He is caring ... Something like a present from our radio station for the New Year ...
The culture columnist headed to the cashier.
Mr. Wintertund turned on the electric kettle. "Live and learn!" Mr. Wintertund remembered a cultural and informational insert between programs.
There are a little package of aromatic tea, a slice of lemon and some honey in the cup. "In a healthy body - a healthy mind, a healthy spirit". "It's necessary to inform, to hint the department of cultural and informational inserts ..."
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December 21, 2020 19:42
Translation from Russian into English: December 23, 2020 06:21.
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