# Became a professor - hold on, became a radio expert - be patient. A humorous note

Vladimir Vladimirovich Zalesski

Became a professor - hold on, became a radio expert - be patient. A humorous note.


What won 't you do to spread knowledge?


First you are called a "professor." A variant of impersonal naming. (Something like "We are glad to see you, professor"). Is there any irony in such a manner? Some types of rudeness are deeply hidden ... It 's not a Chinese ceremonies... ...


Then, you are called "great [surname]" ... It's like a joke to probe the possibilities of the permissible - with what you will agree to ...


They appeal to you on 'you' (на 'ты" - a less respectful form )... (The Brüderschafttrinken took place? ..)


A little later, he interrupt you. He say for five minutes about a completely different person using the expressions 'you are all idiots!', 'Green monkey' ...


Then they propose to entertain the radio viewers - the radio listeners by showing in pauses the exercises of Qigong (Chinese exercises) ...


So what to do? You don 't want to be an assistant professor, you want to be a professor. And you don 't want to be "the most famous Russial historian..." He climbed, climbed, he got up and got up - and where did he end up?...


So you have to endure ...


Gradually - he will to squeeze out, wring out...


But for now, you have to endure. What won 't you do to spread knowledge? For the sake of career growth ... In such a way (this) world is arranged...


April 1, 2020 11:32


Translation from Russian into English: April 1, 2020 11:48.

Владимир Владимирович Залесский 'Стал профессором - держись, стал радио-экспертом - терпи(сь). Юмористическая заметка'.