Аннотация: Aunt Manya (from a distant provincial village) and the new Stalingrad Cauldron on Kosti-NF. A story.
Aunt Manya (from a distant provincial village) and the new Stalingrad Cauldron on Kosti-NF. A story.
Mr. Wintertund heard the phone call. Mrs. Quicktalker was calling.
- "Well done! I saw that you were listening without stopping, and you immediately was writing in Telegram ... Everyone noticed this ... The bosses are satisfied with your behavior... We have already received the means .."
- "Thank you! I am calling about the following question. Once again, our creative philanthropist has caught us borrowing his content."
- "Well, he has been incriminating us for several years ..."
- "The usual, habitual method of silencing (of placing under a silence) is becoming insufficiently effective."
- "I read your fantasy stories (stylized gossip) - they are all well thought out. They need to be used more actively."
- "I was not the only one who tried, who did efforts ... Yes! I'm going to call, to invite Aunt Manya from a distant provincial village. Let's let her walk around the capital. Let she "broadcast", "inform". What do you think about such a plan? (I recently watched Sandro Botticelli's "Slander (The Calumny of Apelles)")."
- "At first, check your collection of fantasy stories (stylized gossip) for breadth of coverage.
Draw a diagram. Reputation should be depicted as sectors. Sector "Personal Life", Sector "Family History", Sector "Relations with Women", Sector "Sex" and so on ... Consult with experts - how to cover the topic comprehensively. Start giving gossip in all directions.
Secondly, Aunt Manya should be given the title of Doctor of Science and an expert in the field ... well, think in what field ... and the title (rank) of rector of the International Academy (or University) of culture.
Then, direct her. Let she walk around capital, travel around the country and spread information (gossip). There is more confidence in the Doctor of Science and to the rector. This will be something like a medium-power radio station in terms of influence."
- "Good. I recorded. But our creative philanthropist discovers on the Internet - abroad - the foreign platforms for the placement and for sale of literary works and he tries to attach his works there. On our platforms, he does not receive anything: no money, no fame. And on foreign platforms, our control is limited."
- "Use our "diamond network". For those who able to understand, you use a call from political or government circles (with a creative presentation of one of your fantasy - gossip). For those who are teachable, but greedy, you will have to give a grant.
For people who are stubborn ... I have a sanction - we buy the entire platform and put our director there."
- "Yes, all of this - in combination - can have an effect."
- "Separately, there is a line of pressure on the financial situation. Let's say our creative philanthropist has a property. With a value other than zero. We are trying to cut off the financial oxygen for our philanthropist. He may be planning to sell his property. And suddenly he discovers that our vaunted transformed system has turned his property into an empty cell in the digital platform. Do you remember that factory owner who grabbed a rifle during a raider attack and started pulling the hook?"
- "Do you hope that he will not stand it, that he will start shooting like the leader of the Russial Napoleonic studies?"
- "Hope on the chiefs, but don't make a mistake yourself. Make a cycle about the Stalingrad Cauldron and play issues before every newscast. We are honest people and patriots - there should be no doubt about that!"
- "Will be done!"
- "Get started!"
Mr. Wintertund ended the conversation and immediately made a phone call to a well-paid figure who loves to talk on the air about his influential relatives and friends abroad.
- "Listen, we are here considering the topic of a new Stalingrad Cauldron ... You have no one there - from your relatives? Our philanthropist once criticized Pinochet, and Pinochet was supported by the West, including the United States and UK. Couldn't our creative philanthropist be portrayed as an enemy of the West and be included in some "list of bad people"? ... Will you take care of this? Well, well ... Until the call!"
Mr. Wintertund looked thoughtfully at the ceiling.
"The habitual, traditional placing under a silence ...
Plus. Aunt Manya, with her titles of Doctor of Science and Rector, with incessant gossip in the capital and throughout the country, with her aunt's influence, like a medium-power radio station.
Connecting the "diamond network" - to prevent the placement of the philanthropist's works on foreign Internet platforms for the sale of books.
The pressure on his financial position, on his real estate.
Inclusion in the "list of bad people" - as the person with a criticism of Pinochet ...
All this - in total - should give a result ... ".
"Well, publications about the Stalingrad Cauldron will not hurt either. Nowhere to retreat. Behind - a bridge at Blagoveshchensk across the Amur River - to Heihe ... ".
December 24, 2021 09:07
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Translation from Russian into English: December 24, 2021 10:38.
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