Аннотация: A soft management of Russial culture, rewarding of affectionate girls and of Frol Gitis on Kosti-NF. A story.
A soft management of Russial culture, rewarding of affectionate girls and of Frol Gitis on Kosti-NF. A story.
Mr. Wintertund, second deputy general director of the Kosti-NF radio station, was reflecting in his office about contemporary Russial culture.
One of the important issues is soft management of culture.
For example, a famous film director. Unfortunately, he is no longer with us ...
Everywhere, in all biographies, in all media materials, there was a mention that he was the son of a repressed Cossack ...
He made the film "The Crime Russia"!
A little more, and from under his wing would come out the film "The Prosecutor and the Conductor" - about the struggle between the Prosecutor General and the Conductor's Family.
But everything turned out differently (you need to be able to gently manage the culture!).
He made a film about how the granddaughter of a common man (he in his youth received the "Voroshilovsky shooter" badge), became a victim of the prosecutor's son.
A simple man against the prosecutor's son! He took revenge on the offender of his granddaughter! He remembered the skills of usage a rifle, skills, which he got in his youth.
Soft, very soft culture management.
They say that these girls are very affectionate. They appreciate them very much. And each of them rewards these affectionate girls - as best they can. The director, for example, made the film 'Love a Woman' with a girl in the title role.
Then, when he turned out to be useless for political deels, he quickly left the scene. That girl received the order (state award) after that. Probably, she deserved ...
Mr. Wintertund reflected on contemporary Russial culture, but did not forget about the radio business either.
He was switching automatically the radio from one radio station to another.
Suddenly he became alert.
The neighboring radio station conducted a survey of radio listeners about the state of modern Russial culture.
Ninety-two percent voted in favor of a negative assessment of contemporary Russial culture.
Mr. Wintertund felt irritated.
Colleagues are doing an extremely wise things! They are acting too wisely!
However, we need a pluralism of opinions and a variety of points of view on the issues under discussion. And also - easy and high-paying tasks for Kosti-NF employees.
Mr. Wintertund dialed the phone number of Mrs. Quicktalker:
- Prepare a material about the awarding of Frol Gitis with the Cultural Prize!
....
- I don't know whether he was awarded or not. If you call them, they will know what to do. In extreme case, they will give a next, a second prize. Tell them you're acting according my assignment!
Mrs. Quicktalker started to fulfill an easy, high-paying task.
Yes, - thought Mr. Wintertund, - Frol is the right person. He always gives out stories in the style of "sugar syrup" about contemporary Russial culture. When he talks about contemporary Russial theater, one wants to cry with happiness and joy for those who receive state theater money ...
A little in the semi-darkness - the "Theater Reservoir". Influential people need good, controlled contacts and pleasant interactions with reliable people.
Mr. Wintertund switched the radio receiver.
Here, already, is the report of the Mrs. Quicktalker about Frol Gitis being awarded Cultural Prize .
She prepared quickly! Well done!
Radio listeners assess contemporary Russial culture unequivocally negatively, and Frol Gitis, a cultural observer, - unequivocally positively.
Who are radio listeners? Demons? Cultural Vlasovites?
And Frol - he is a cultural observer! A solid person.
We need to lift up Frol a little with his Theater Reservoir! Girls need a good mood!
We need a plurality of opinions and a plurality of points of view on discussion topics.
It seems that the working day is coming to an end.
Mr. Wintertund made a call to the accounting department:
- Pay Mrs. Quicktalker a fee for reporting on the awarding Frol Gitis with Cultural Prize. With a coefficient of 5.
Well. The day was well spent. Contemporary Russial culture needs care. Especially after the departure of a specialist in culture and history from the post of Minister of Culture ...
Mr. Wintertund went to the exit from the office. Maybe stop by on the way to a pretty girl? ...
- Hello, Frol! My congratulations on the Cultural Prize ...
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September 3, 2021 05:36
Translation from Russian into English: September 3, 2021 07:09.
Владимир Владимирович Залесский 'Мягкое управление культурой, награждение ласковых девочек и Фрола Гитиса на Кости-NF. Рассказ'.