Аннотация: A Russial statistics and a golden ruble. A humorous economic story.
A Russial statistics and a golden ruble. A humorous economic story.
The head of the statistical body becomes governor.
And the Minister of Economy operates with data from cash registers on the cost of purchases - such data comes directly from cash registers. How can statistics show itself when calculating averages? These are just arithmetic (mathematical) calculations: addition, division ...
Statistics, if you approach them correctly, are not a bad thing.
Vladimir Ilyich Lenin, in exile, in Shushenskoye, ordered a mass of statistical collections from European Russia and began to write the book 'The Development of Capitalism in Russia'. But he did not take into account the statistical tricks of Emperor Nicholas II and the tsarist ministers.
Either the proletarian revolution must be done between 1900 and 1905, or in 2050.
In both cases, the revolution ends in failure.
The higher official face, Sergei Alekseevich, talks about the imminent production of chips and cars (in a western-style).
Stassel, after the sinking of the fleet in the Tsemes Bay, speaks on importance of the victory over the hunghuzes somewhere in the Far East.
And dear Mrs. Vyrubova has been appointed press secretary of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs and informs the world community about victories on the foreign policy front.
Rasputin hosts the daily ideological program "Direct Counterfeit" on Kosti-NF.
Everything is fine ... The statistical collections were compiled correctly ...
A Russial citizen grumbles, but then he takes a wad of bills, goes to the bank and exchanges the papers for gold coins.
The mood of a citizen is changing. He is generally satisfied.
Thanks Witte. And - (to) "cunning" statistics.
May 27, 2022 23:18
Translation from Russian into English: May 27, 2022 23:40.
Владимир Владимирович Залесский 'Российская статистика и золотой рубль. Юмористический экономический рассказ'.
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