Аннотация: A "joinings" to a "competitions". The Story.
A "joinings" to a "competitions". The Story.
Hopes for the athletes who filled the corridors of power were untenable.
These "state persons" periodically uttered the right words, raised their hands (and legs - as who of they was able), signed (collectively) some papers, and showed a good haircuts and slender figures.
The result is obvious.
Now, apart from the sour expression on a faces, these athletes in power cannot count on anything from a public.
There is a need to put a state budget claquers forward.
A claquers are a proud people. As one of them, who retained a self-irony, said: "Yes, I love ... Yes, I am licking ...".
But in general, it is necessary to compensate for a invisible humiliations (in the company of the superiors) by demonstrating before an ordinary people of an extraordinary importance.
How to start inflating a horse with a straw before a selling?
They decided to win a competition.
What a competitions?
A some bicycle project was detached (pressed out) from energetic common guys ("now initiative people in price!"- "we will put forward and implement a useful idea!").
It's all under control now.
And judges, and bicycles, and tracks (roads).
So we're going to win a bicycle competition.
Although there were opportunities for themselves to choose a better bike, and to a competitors to pierce tires and to break a spokes, but if everything is under control - then why not to participate in competitions on cars?
It coincided - whether just people were riding around the city on bicycles, or some kind of "simple" city competition were being held ...
The claquers quickly 'joined' the 'competition'. 'Someone may not know that we are participating in competitions. But we know! And we are proud of each other, among of us, in our layer, we are telling the world something about our 'achievements'! '
This is so nice (for state budget claquers) - someone rides around the city on a bicycle. And they - by car - and look importantly out the window. And they proudly look at other participants in the 'competition'.
The state budget claquers 'won' the 'bicycle competition' and proudly with protruding breasts went to the places of their chatter.
'And now we will tell you about the Olympic movement, the international Olympic organizations and a sports issues!' 'We are the champions!' 'We covered the distance in 2 minutes, 32 seconds. Who knows, these understand! '
'We can also tell you about our commitment to the principles of decency and honesty !!! We!!! We!!! We!!! Proponents of progress !!! Would you like to listen? ... "
December 25, 2019 11:59
Translation from Russian into English: December 25, 2019 17:12.
Владимир Владимирович Залесский ''Присоединения' к 'соревнованиям'. Рассказ'.