Аннотация: A good mood for the whole day after the morning humorous military radio broadcast. A sketch.
A good mood for the whole day after the morning humorous military radio broadcast. A sketch.
First, the radio hosts organized a warm-up. They discussed how long all it would take.
They thought, brainstormed from different sides, and in the end came to the conclusion that they do not know how long all it will last.
Then, they said that now, due to circumstances, the term "casserole" ("saucepan"), is used instead "cauldron".
After that, radio listeners could learn that the subject of planning is a "big sausage".
But the sausage will not be placed in the cauldron, but will be cut into pieces.
By the way, "we" do not have Guderian and his tank divisions. And Guderian was an expert on cauldrons. (I accidentally read the diaries of one of the servicemen the other day, one of those who advanced in the Caucasus direction in 1941-1942. It seems that great attention was paid to the proper organization of nutrition. So one can believe that Guderian was a specialist in cauldrons).
A reserve officer called the radio presenters some later and said that he had his own opinion. What should he do in such a situation?
The radio hosts told the caller that he was not a reserve officer and advised him to try to take a military pension in the Mother of Cities.
Some disturbed person played a subtle melody: is it possible to return the base in the Crimea?! This base is a very important object, and it is located next to the dacha of an influential person. The subtlety of the melody was based on the ambiguity of the concept of "base" - on the one hand, this base - a boarding house, a rest home, and on the other - a unique center for training valuable personnel.
The radio hosts at first got a little confused (not understanding, at first, the tourist significance of the base), and then got out situation with the question: whether are not enough now centers for training valuable personnel?
The broadcast ended with the statement of the radio hosts that for forty years they did not serve in the Central Bank of the Russian Federation. The voices sounded ironic in relation to the person who asked the question about the need for a decisive struggle in the financial sphere. Or maybe with a little bit of regret?
Evening came, and I understood that this radio program charged me with a good mood for the whole day.
[MMCMLXXIV. A sketch about the 30 minutes of military radio program.. - February 27, 2019.].
May 20, 2022 20:37
Translation from Russian into English: May 20, 2022 21:58.
Владимир Владимирович Залесский "Хорошее настроение на весь день после утренней юмористической военной радиопередачи. Скетч".
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MMCMLXXV. A good mood for the whole day after the morning humorous military radio broadcast. A sketch. ).