Аннотация: A conversation about the situation in the banking sector on Kosti-NF. A story.
A conversation about the situation in the banking sector on Kosti-NF. A story.
After blocking half of the gold and foreign exchange reserves, it was necessary to correctly present information to the public.
In this question, it was necessary to find the right tone.
Mr. Wintertund decided to listen to what they are talking about in their native team.
Just in the middle of March was a holiday, so Mr. Wintertund went to a collective tea party.
He first brewed a cup of fragrant tea for himself, put the cup on a saucer, and went along the corridor into a large room, where the native team of his native radio station gathered at a large table.
He was seated in a place of honor and offered a pie with cherries from a nearby pastry shop.
- Diet, - Mr. Wintertund explained his refusal from the pie.
He sipped his tea from his cup and listened to what employees (men and women) were talking about.
- Do you remember how the news went - one after another - when citizens visited their bank cells and did not find bags and boxes with money there?
- There was no need to sell apartments on Tverskaya!
- And scammers in exchangers? A person brings a half of million, and this money leaves through the emergency exit ...
- And our officers, employees with ranks, - they are well prepared, - one of them went to remove (to receive) a large sum and took a pistol with him. So when they took him by the gop-stop method, he opened fire. He put one down, and wounded another raider ...
- And how many interesting stories there were, how people were taken by the gop-stop method at airports, probably, they received large sums before that and decided to transport them somewhere ... Especially since weapons are not allowed to be taken on airplanes ...
- And some artist took three hundred thousand euros to a foreign resort and put them in a safe in her room ...
- Don't distract people with nonsense! ... What resort? People from the Dominican Republic want to return, but not everyone succeeds ...
- Where will they store their ingots? I heard that almost no one buys ingots. Someone tried to sell back their ingot, which had previously been bought officially, so he succeeded, but it took an hour and a half. If there are 8 hours in a working day, then five ingots can be bought and sold per day. And what does it mean if one or two organizations are engaged in this in the city?
- I once bought an investment coin, I wanted to sell it. I found where citizens can, like, do it. The staff gathered and explained something to me. I didn't understand anything, but I wasted my time and didn't sell the coin.
- Previously, coins were sold in all branches, but now - only in one or two in the city. It's right... It's right that this process was limited...
- I found my cufflinks - made of noble metal. Someone gave me a wedding present. I decided to sell - to receive rubles in exchange ... Well, it's a problem, I tell you ...
- And I took a banknote (in dollar terms) and went to the bank - I need money for current payments. I come, I think that I will sell at a higher rate. After all, the state needs a currency. They even don't give out (from deposits) or sell dollars - so badly need currency! They asked me for a passport. I say that before, without a passport, small amounts could be exchanged. And they tell me the rules have changed. So I came back with the banknote. The speaker showed a ten-dollar bill.
Everyone looked at the banknote and at the portrait and was sadly silent.
- You found the cufflinks, and I found the passbook [a savings book] with three dollars left. I think it's a pity to lose three hundred rubles. I come, I give a savings book. They tell me that there are no dollars. I wonder why there are no dollars? If I came and wanted to withdraw these three dollars, then I would show the passbook, and they would make an entry in it. They say: there are no dollars. For three dollars to start the participation in some proceedings? I waved my hand...
- It's good that a savings books have been canceled, now the account holder has a lot of large and small pieces of paper, so he will not worry about three dollars - he will not understand anything in this pile of papers - except situation if he every week looks at them and every month he go and check the safety of his money ...
Mr. Wintertund finished his tea, thanked for the company, and returned to his office.
'It's strange that they didn't say anything about telephone fraud, about debiting money from bank cards, about this whole story with blocking cards ... However, all these are trifles, the situation needs to be looked at more broadly, from a stateman's point of view ...'.
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March 20, 2022 10:35
Translation from Russian into English: March 20, 2022 11:46.
Владимир Владимирович Залесский 'Беседа о ситуации в банковской сфере на Кости-NF. Рассказ'.
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