Аннотация: A confidential actions on Kosti-NF. A story.
A confidential actions on Kosti-NF. A story.
Mr. Wintertund intuitively foresaw that the position of the first deputy general director of the Kosti-NF radio station would become his property.
It's necessary to familiarize with the state of affairs in accounting department!
Mr. Wintertund summoned the chief accountant.
The chief accountant appeared in Mr. Wintertund's office with a piece of paper in his hands.
- Good morning! A spirit of success at everybody!
- Our accounting department has prepared a financial report on the fund of confidential actions!
Mr. Wintertund pretended that he was well informed about the confidential fund. He said with the look of importance:
-Yes Yes!
The chief accountant handed over to Mr. Wintertund a sheet of paper with some text.
Mr. Wintertund took the sheet and was surprised to find that the sheet was filled with some characters similar to hieroglyphs. "Probably they are transmitting information in encrypted form!"
Mr. Wintertund pretended to quickly scan the text:
- Give oral explanations!
- Psychological attack on the woman-leader of the Belarusian protests - five large envelopes!
"Not bad!" - thought Mr. Wintertund. 'It's a good idea. She reads about her "unenviable fate." Then her attention moves to the figure of the speaker. A prosperous appearance, a leading position in parliament, constant business trips abroad, huge official income. Plus envelopes. A son-in-law, a magazine, a line in the budget ... She will probably quit her yard internet chats and will try to get a job on the Human Rights Council. The main thing is that she does not go to the cemetery again - to visit the grave where Grandfather's mother and his heart are buried ... '.
- Legislative initiative - ten thick envelopes!
"Blimey! This is clearly a collective idea! This mediocrity would never have invented of such a thing! But the idea itself is good! In Belarus - after the drawings of cynical images of storks at public transport stops - Lukashenko's supporters began to fear that they would paint him, but with a specific mustache. So, in advance, they began to promote the idea of a ban on depicting Hitler. Let's say someone draws an objectionable politician, draws a specific mustache - in the form of a political caricature. And he is being dragged under the article - for the cynical image of Hitler! First, they will push the idea here, and then the neighbors will use our developments! "
- A letter to the younger brother with the address "Your Excellency" and with a respectable signature - a fifty valises! (A factor of 5 was applied - in connection with the Six).
"It's the action! ..." - Mr. Wintertund thought and did not develop his idea further.
- Now we are preparing an application for the next stage of confidential actions, - the chief accountant concluded the comment.
- There are people, - Mr. Wintertund expressed himself in a general form ('I need to roll a test billiard ball into a pocket'), - who write something every day. Against their background, our media seem somehow not authoritative. It would be nice to get a person in a large information holding, call him the word "writer", and let him dictate his thoughts every day. If he can write every day, then no one will forbid him!
- It is advisable to indicate the topic of the "writer's" speeches for the next month and the amount of the requested funds.
- Topic ... The use of a dedicated lane at night, from 23-00 up to 06-00 ... Amount ... ('For the management of a large information holding - a suitcase, for Mr. Wintertund and for the chief accountant of Kosti-NF - a suitcase (a half a suitcase to each of them), a suitcase - to upstairs , something - to the "writer") ... Amount: three suitcases and a little envelope!
- We will include in the application!
Mr. Wintertund nodded approvingly:
- Keep working and continue to inform me!
The chief accountant left the office.
Mr. Wintertund went to the window. There was a good view from the window. Members of councils for culture, human rights, foreign and defense policy, people with historical surnames, warm places and large official incomes, followers of Lev Gumilyov, chief editors of various media outlets, writers walked along the streets ...
They all were lifting their faces in response to Mr. Wintertund's looks. They were watching politely at Mr. Wintertund and slightly were bowing their heads with respect.
"How did Fichte write? ..." - Mr. Wintertund began to recall. - "In a word, we have not yet reached the highest point of our success!"
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February 14, 2021 09:34
Translation from Russian into English: February 14, 2021 10:47.
Владимир Владимирович Залесский 'Конфиденциальные акции на Кости-NF. Рассказ'.