Аннотация: Gulliver, who has again become an eternal boy, performs feats and shows his wisdom and ingenious saying. Together with him, barefoot on sharp stones, the viscountess stomps, whose poor, tanned legs with honor stand the ordeal.
GULLIVER AND THE BAREHOE VICOMTESS
ANNOTATION
Gulliver, who has again become an eternal boy, performs feats and shows his wisdom and ingenious saying. Together with him, barefoot on sharp stones, the viscountess stomps, whose poor, tanned legs with honor stand the ordeal.
. CHAPTER #1
Having become a youthful body, the former captain and illustrious traveler woke up.
And so he again had to stomp his bare, childish feet on the sharp stones of the road in the direction of the port.
A girl from a noble family, took and got down from her unicorn.
And she walked together, taking off her jeweled sandals.
In doing so, she remarked:
- It is necessary that the feet on the legs do not become soft, but are as stiff and strong as possible!
The boy Gulliver nodded:
- This is a very wise remark! But to be honest, here in Britain the desire of a viscountess to walk barefoot would seem very strange!
The girl sang in response:
The whole earth is warmed with warmth,
And on it I run barefoot ...
I want it to be summer
Do not drag into the snowdrifts by force!
The boy captain agreed.
- Yes, summer is much better! It's so nice when the sun shines and the snowdrifts shimmer in the rays!
Here Gulliver corrected himself:
- I wanted to say pearl dewdrops on the grass!
The girl laughed and sang:
- Dew, dew, dew, dew,
Buzzing like a swarm of wasps!
And then she added:
- No! This is neither to the village, nor to the garden!
Gulliver agreed:
- Yes, neither to the village, nor to the garden! But in any case, you and I are great, we sang together.
The boy's children's legs healed during the night, and now it was not as painful to walk as it was yesterday.
The mood also lifted.
Gulliver noted:
- That's really what I don't understand, why do you need slaves?
The Viscountess snorted contemptuously.
- And what's incomprehensible here?
The boy remarked seriously:
- You are eternal children, you have good endurance - you can work yourself!
The girl laughed and chirped:
- Stomp your right foot,
Wave the left hand ...
It's good to live in the world
Doing nothing!
Gulliver replied:
- Doing nothing is boring!
The Viscountess giggled and remarked:
- went out of the hut,
Healthy goons...
The boy asked:
- Well, so what?
The girl replied:
- They cut down all the oaks,
To the coffins!
And how this eternal child will take and laugh. Yes, it's extremely cool.
Gulliver asked the Viscountess:
- Are you serious?
The girl sang:
In the joke kingdom
It's been so long...
Nothing, as you know
It doesn't happen seriously!
The boy replied with a smile:
- Yes, I understand that! Eternal childhood in mind and body!
The Viscountess remarked:
- Existence determines consciousness!
Gulliver nodded vigorously with his childish head:
- It's hard not to agree! Right now, at least physically, I feel very good and cheerful. And even the downed soles in the children's body so quickly coarsen, and become strong and calloused, that they no longer hurt, but on the contrary it became even pleasant to walk.
The girl nodded vigorously and remarked:
- I can sing on this topic!
The boy captain nodded in agreement.
- Of course, sing! We will be very happy!
The viscountess sang with great feeling and pleasure;
Miracles in the new world
It's like a fairy tale in color...
There is such beauty
Do not find a flaw with a pointer!
Well, what if it's a new day
Coming over the earth...
So we are not too lazy to get up,
There is no cooler in the world!
There will be a new light in glory,
Where the trees are like candy...
We will meet the dawn
In eternal happiness our children!
A new age is coming
This place is so beautiful...
The person will be happy
Let the path be dangerous!
Let the planet flourish
Soon to be a lush paradise...
Open a winning account
May the world be radiant!
How good is it
If the sun shines bright...
Woodpecker drills a chisel
Everyone is wonderful on the planet!
How much fun we have
Happiness full valley...
There will be a dawning hour,
Golden mean!
Who would make our destiny,
Very valiant handsome...
If there is a redistribution
Then you become more powerful!
We will not lower our heads
Straightening your back proudly...
To pancake butter, cottage cheese,
At once the hostess adds!
So there will be happiness, know
And the light with the Name of Svarog...
The real paradise will be
People prayed to God!
The Lord gave one answer:
We must work happily...
And then hello will come -
Faces will light up!
Here is a barefoot girl
I saddled a turtle...
Gotta hit it with a fist
Throwing a lot of fear!
Where the fire happens
Well, where is the fire burning ...
crushing blow,
The cruel enemy is attacking!
We will not surrender to the enemy,
Consider this aspiration ...
Straightens the cherub
Wings and forgiveness to enemies!
Says it will be soon
What is called victory...
The circus is Chapiteau,
And sometimes dogs bark!
Soon it will be like in paradise
Let's make the world beautiful..
Lada I thank -
Cherubim shine with gold!
The boy Gulliver clapped his hands and said with admiration:
- How lovely! Now that's poetry! And the girl's voice is just amazing!
The girl answered modestly:
- This is a gift from the gods! In general, what is presented is not appreciated!
The boy remarked again:
- It's hard not to agree with this! But in any case, we are not children by experience and life knowledge!
The viscountess chuckled and asked:
- Can you prove that you are no longer a child? Moreover, it is in the mind and knowledge!
The boy Gulliver nodded:
- Of course! I can do it and of course I want to!
The girl angrily stamped her bare foot and bellowed:
- So come on, prove it right now!
The boy began to spew out winged aphorisms with fury and passion;
To see the enemy win half, to remain invisible yourself - win completely!
Champagne of victory, they drink only for three warriors; valor, courage and honor. However, unlike a human feast, the fourth friend is luck, by no means superfluous!
Of all the troubles, the most harmless death, because it never happens again and after it it doesn"t get any worse!
In war, the most acute sense of routine comes from dulling the sense of danger!
It's good to fly when you soar over nonentities - where to fly from a kick in the ass!
Who flies, using the fuel of bitter human tears, will fly by in his sweet dreams!
Witty criticism is better than stupid praises!
A person does not want to fall into a hole for any money, with the exception of the Bosom of Venus! For this he is ready to pay extra and even give the last!
Drop prestige are not afraid of those who never fall dignity!
Who does not sing in the hour of trials will howl when he realizes that he suffered in vain!
You can grind everything with your tongue, except for the stones of tongue-tiedness and the cobblestone of stupidity!
A doe woman is good, a deer man is bad!
The deer differs from the elk in that the first is disturbed by the second, and the prey goes to the fox!
A real warrior must have the character of a beast, but not the intelligence of an animal!
In the world of wolves, as a rule, jackals mark in place of a lion!
If you want, it has a strong blow that lays down the enemy, do not hit, lying on the couch of the baklush!
The strongest blow, the one who does not care about patriotism!
The chop of the enemy is made by those whose brains are not beaten off, and their eyes are not flooded!
You can win with numbers, but you can use the fruits of victory only with skill!
An egoist who does not want to give in will definitely give in to a problem!
Attacking, of course, there is a risk of defeat, but being attacked, you have already lost!
Don't go to the left boy, you'll be in the hole, even if, in fact, you're right!
With slanting hands you can"t squint, from an old woman with a scythe!
Better to be Ostap Bender than a poor fool!
Cunning does not always enrich, but ingenuity ruins for sure!
A fox in human form is not always bright with a fur coat, but always dark in intentions!
A bright soul, usually brings the flesh to deathly pallor!
A donkey can sit on a throne, but it won't make you kneel!
Not the lion who roars loudly, but the one who bites hard and hits hard!
No need to burn down the house, fighting mice. Do not turn the country into a concentration camp - trying to defeat corruption!
Intuition is certainly a traitor, but not in your camp!
Don't be afraid of the smart crook - be afraid of the honest fool!
Whoever praises the tyrant will sing like a rooster on the bunk!
A tyrant, like a lion, even stroking, rips off meat and skin with his claws!
In war, comfort, like chocolate on bacon, only vomits corpses!
It is customary to put candles in the church, but even in the largest number they are not able to extinguish the flame of human passions!
You can have an icy heart, blood as cold as running water, but a person"s thirst for success will always be hot!
Haste in everything leads to bad consequences, except for a suicide attempt!
Any people can win the conflict, but only the Russians can win the war, so they do not seek to gain material gains for themselves!
The fireworks of war is a holiday for all but cowards, and universal mourning, except for the last fools!
Most often, it is the direct convolutions that are confused!
And they get out of trouble, convolutions, clearly laid out on the shelves!
He scratches his tongue a lot, the one whose head itches from emptiness!
The best investment in the coffins of your opponents, although it is never direct!
The army does not produce anything, but more than pays off the investment under a bold ruler!
When a man wins, the consequence is death and humiliation! When a woman is life and pleasure!
Women spend more on their victories than all the armies of the world, but they take indemnity from the vanquished, which is given with much more willingness!
A woman, unlike an army without uniforms, wins faster!
Unlike men, for a woman, real victory is achieved after surrender!
In a war, like in cards, you need to be able to fight back, and unlike them, you need to save the lead, and pass it on to the enemy!
War is poker, just peeping a card is not a scam, but a feat of a scout!
To fight without cunning is like sipping soup without a spoon, but for some reason hypocrites only discuss the latter!
Dashing men fight - separate them faster! If women fight - better not fight!
In war, everything is cooler than in civilian life, except for the sloping forehead of the boss!
Strength without good, raises civilization like a hanged noose!
Without repulsing someone else's face, you can't eat your own!
Donkey is always beaten, but they kill only when he ceases to be useful!
The brave kills the enemy, the coward - the slave!
Initiative in war is expensive, especially to an enemy accustomed to cheap templates!
For beings of a lower order, sometimes their own negative experience is more useful than any positive instruction!
Daily bread is watered with their sweat, and festive bread with the blood of their enemies!
When a politician grinds a lot with his tongue: it turns out not flour, but flour!
When the ruler talks a lot, the dough may turn out fluffy, but it quickly goes rotten!
The callous heart of the ruler, the whole country is able to put on crackers!
Politics differs from mathematics in that in mathematics it is impossible to divide by zero, but in politics solid zeros divide!
The politician is a brilliant mathematician, but only in one action - subtraction!
You can talk about everything, and condemn only what benefits!
A conversation without meaning is chatter, a conversation with meaning is a controversy, a conversation with benefit is a lesson, and the greatest profit comes from silence to the point!
Only a small mind takes up a lot!
Two are better than one, but not if they are dead comrades!
Blessed is the one who believes, and the one who does not believe in doubly good, so he has confidence in his own strength and mind!
It's bad when there are no brakes, it's even worse when you slow down!
No, the devil is terrible how they paint him, but the worst of all is the sketch of an angel performed by a muffin!
Animals live in the forest - and brutalized people turn everything into a thicket!
In the kingdom of the beast - only roosters and parrots, and the eagles were transferred to the feather bed!
Good design with a delay, become obsolete, a good person, being late, will become hated!
Death in battle gives rise to a pair of courage and stupidity, if at the same time an alliance is concluded with wisdom, then there will be a victorious life!
Everything lends itself to disguise, except for your own stupidity!
Everything lends itself to exposure, except for someone else's mind, which you yourself live!
Red speech, the best remedy for shedding red blood!
The hardest metal is the soft lead from which bullets are cast!
The most dangerous lead is not the one in the bullets, but if it floods the brain!
The best thing in the world is that you can never say - it can't be worse!
What is bad in the world, just right in the war, and after the victory it doesn"t get better!
Mercy in war, unlike a public girl, costs more, but cannot give satisfaction!
Only a person truly exalted in spirit is not shy about mercy to the fallen!
You can talk about anything, but only talk about business, because from empty chatter, the soup comes out with bloody diarrhea!
Silence is golden, which gives corrosion when arbitrariness is hushed up!
Silver words that do not let the source of living water of knowledge and truth go out!
A country with strong aviation will never be left behind!
The greatest grief, from a meager amount of mind!
From the milk that comes from the misses of shooters, only children of misfortune and suffering grow!
Physical training is needed so that only your opponent's battery runs out of life!