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Mikhalitch "Михалыч"

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  • Аннотация:
    MIKHALITCH is a patronimic. The Russian workers of the same age used to address one another with the help of their patronimics in their coloquial pronunciation. The patronimic of Mikhalitch derives from the name of Mikhail (Michael), in the literary speech it sounds as Mikhailovitch. Folks, however, say Mikhalitch in the informal speech with a respected person of the same age, rank and social position. This is a humorous rap from the popular Russian TV program `Our Russia` depicting the daily life of Russia in a grotesque, humorous and mildly satirical way. All parts are played and sung by two artists Sergey Svetlakov and Mikhail Galoustyan. The part of milling machine operator Dulin is played by Mr. Svetlakov and that of his chief Mikhalitch by Mr. Galoustyan. Dulin woos Mikhalitch, and it creates funny situations in which the other workers and office personnel of the machine-shop are regularly involved. Industrial Chelyabinsk City is supposed to be the locale of the TV serial. By the way, there were no attempts to forbid this show depicting the recognizable characters and social types that folks keep intervening in a real life. The Russian are kidding too! Oh yeah! https://youtu.be/fxCB06y8yo4 Bonus! A fragment from an Eldar Ryazanov comedy `Beware of the car`. Two friends played by Innokenty Smoktunovsky (Car Thief) and Oleg Yefremov (Policeman) singing `If I ever fall ill ...` (see http://zhurnal.lib.ru/editors/p/prjahin_a_a/ifieverfallill.shtml) while leaving the pub. Both are amateur actors ready to play in `Hamlet`. Just another subtle blue hint in Eldar Ryazanov`s works!https://youtu.be/AzWNOm5BEy0


By Sergei Svetlakov
MIKHALITCH ♪
Mikhalitch, Mikhalitch, Mikhalitch, Mikhalitch.

There`s a machine-shop manager at our plant.
People call him Mikhalitch, I wish he were my tart.
I see him in my dreams every single night,
His hair, lips, eyes and thighs.

Egoritch, Mitritch, Gennady Palitch ...
I don`t care for all, I only need you, Mikhalitch!
No Mikhalitch, no meaning of life,
No Mikhalitch, no man for a wife.

My muscles toughen under my bib and brace,
Come on, Mikhalitch, touch me with your hand.
In the plant`s territory there sing nightingales.
Sweetheart, Mikhalitch, they sing about our strong love of two males!

Mikhalitch, sweet as a cake!
Mikhalitch, without a break!

I want you in your office and in the canteen,
In the accounting department, in the WC.
I want you in the smoking-room, in the rear entrance.
I want you on and off the plant`s premises.

The hourhands freeze on the dial of my watch
When you`re back from lunch with salad in your gorge.
I make out a smell of the `Camel` in your breath
Hey, Mikhalitch, Ich liebe dich to death.

As a guest you`re no problem, you, Mikhalitch, are welcome.
We would crack a bottle of vodka, you would sleep in my bed.
Then I`ll show my pace, I`d be at your disposal,
Drop in tonight, Mikhalitch, you won`t be sorry.

Mikhalitch, sweet as a cake!
Mikhalitch, without a break!

In the plant`s territory there sing nightingales.
They sing love is stronger when it`s a love of two males.

Сергей Светлаков
МИХАЛЫЧ ♪
Михалыч, Михалыч, Mихалыч, Михалыч.

Есть один начальник цеха на нашем заводе.
Его зовут Михалыч, он с ума меня сводит.
Каждую ночь мне Михалыч снится,
Его волосы, губы, глаза и поясница.

Егорыч, Дмитрич, Генадий Палыч.
Из них их всех мне нужен только ты, Михалыч.
Без тебя, Михалыч, мне жизнь не нужна,
Без тебя, Михалыч, моя постель холодна.

Напрягается тело под тесною робой,
Подойди, Михалыч, рукой потрогай.
На территории завода поют соловьи
О нашей крепкой, Михалыч, мужской любви.

Михалыч... как это мило...
Михалыч... без перерыва...

Я хочу тебя в столовой и в кабинете,
На проходной в бугалтерии и туалете.
Я хочу тебя в курилке и у черного входа,
Я хочу тебя на всей территории завода!

Замирают стрелки на моих часах,
Когда идешь ты из столовой с капустою в усах.
В твоем горячем вздыхании - запах "Явы".
Эй, Михалыч, I wanna be your lover!

Приходи в любое время ко мне в гости, Михалыч,
Поедим пельменей, ты останешься на ночь.
Тогда я покажу тебе все, что умею.
Михалыч, ты не пожалеешь!

Михалыч... как это мило...
Михалыч... без перерыва...

На территории завода поют соловьи
О нашей крепкой, Михалыч, мужской любви.


Car Thief: Friend, friend!
Policeman: If I ever fall ill ...
Car Thief: Aha!
Together:
I'll consult no physician,
I shall turn to my friends,
Do not think it's a rave:
`Make the bed of the steppes,
Pull the curtains of fogs as the window treatment
And set up a night star as a head of the bed`.
Car Thief: I say, friend. Do not jail me until the first night! You see, such a part (of Hamlet) an actor plays just once in a life!
Policeman: I won't ever imprison you! Play the première and the following nights!
Car Thief: The following nights are of no use!
Policeman: But they are, they really are! ... You are such a darling!
Car Thief (abruptly): Gotta go to Lyuba! (his ladyfriend)


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