HANDS OFF! The hippo`s thick around its waist.
So it doesn`t fit for twosome dance.
They beat it with their rugged kettles
The type made of the copper metal.
They beat it with their wooden bats,
And thus they taught it to quickstep.
The neck of a giraffe too long.
So it can`t eat the fallen pomes.
They beat it with their baked bricks.
They beat it with the metal sticks.
They beat it with their bare feet,
And thus they taught it to eat weed.
The cow`s lips looks like a Cupid bow!
She can`t like dairymaids make out!
The cows cannot kiss the people!
They beat the cow for that with skittles.
But as those tools were much too brittle,
They beat it with the long truck cranks,
And thus they taught it to make pranks.
Now that I`ve stopped to sing this melody
(It`s been like to commit a felony!).
I feel I gonna say goodbye!
Or else you`ll beat me with your kettles
And whip me with the stinging nettle.
And thus I`ll have to stop tell lies.
The moral:
If someone`s thick around their waist,
If someone`s neck is far from chest.
If someone`s lips are as a Cupid bow
The most thing you can say is `Wow!`
None ought to strike with any things
Either poor beasts or human beings.