Status: Complete Yukari has been playing pranks on her class every year. This year, she's going to administer a test! The gang will be tested on their patience, their resolve and their... sexuality?
Status: Complete Think 2016 is the worst possible US presidential election ever? Think again! ;-) President Lex Luthor is running for his second term in office, when the Joker decides to run against him. Will Luthor's politically savvy but morally bankrupt campaign win against the Joker's political inexperience, insanity, and pledge to "Make America Laugh Again"? ;-)
Status: Complete It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?
Status: Complete [Well,] Yamamoto asked, [Does anyone else want to file sexual harrasment charges against their captains?] Two hands immediately raised.
Status: Complete They say it takes a real man to fill in for his female partner when she's unable to attend a SWA meeting. Looks like the Seireitei is full of 'real men', and Nanao is not amused.
Status: Complete The Bleach universe has a few exploitable loopholes. And because of them, Ichigo keeps dying. A pretty crazy fic written on what can possibly be described as crack.
Status: Complete From almost the day of Rukia's adoption, Byakuya had taken it as a horrible, inevitable fact that she would someday marry Abarai Renji. No matter how much he wished this were not so. -potential Renji/Rukia, potential Ichigo/Rukia-
Status: Complete The Twelfth Division's newest pamphlet, the answer to every shinigami's questions about Hollows. Humor/Parody of Bleach and every nature treatise ever written. Complete.
Status: Active During the SAZ rally, Zero asked to have a private talk with Euphie, but thanks to the idiocy of two spies, their said talk was broadcast live to the entire world. "Such language, princess. Do you kiss Suzaku with that mouth?"
Status: Active Lelouch, as a Reward for his altruism, has been sent back in time after his death. But he soon realizes that, after 'dying', he will keep on going back to some random events of his first life and he loses interest for the World's fate. "Sure, Rivalz, I'll help you with your motorbike." Rated M for a reason. Not entirely serious. Pairing : Lelouch x Random
Status: Complete Kallen x Lelouch. "You sexy man beast... take me." Kallen, Lelouch, the Student Council, pirates, a play, and the usage of the previous quote. I think I might have finally lost it guys.
Status: Active Some were good, others bad. Some died a coward, others a martyr. Yet this changed nothing, for in the end, every person in the Ishimura was forced to face something terrible, something they could not defeat, something that Should Not Be. This is not their story. Oi! 'Tis is 'ta ruddin UGLYEST friggin squigg EVAR!
Status: Active Light Yagami tries his hand at a normal relationship, unfortunately for Naomi Misora he's been taking lessons from her Myspace stalkers.
Status: Complete Ever wondered what the cast of Death Note would think if they ran across their own fanfictions? Some less-than-perfect pairings as well as some physically impossible situations are discussed by the characters themselves.
Status: Complete Conan already has some kind of corpse magnet power, but when Heiji is in his orbit the corpses actively come to them. From above. Witness.
Status: Active Death has some unexpected visitors, and it seems a war for the omnipotent, wish-granting Holy Grail is about to begin...but what puzzles Death the most is: why are there always chessboards? And how does the little horsey move?
Status: Complete Set just before 'Thud', Lord Vetinari pays a visit to Sir Reynold's Art Gallery to see the amazing new exhibit he's heard so much about...
Status: Active Many people have called Gendo Ikari a bad parent throughout the years. However, that's just the product of cultural chauvinism. If you judge him by saiyan standards, his behaviour becomes much more reasonable. A tale of giant robots, punching, and heterodox standards of good parenting.
Status: Active Sometimes you don't have time to read a quirky, well-received story. Or maybe you have a phobia of clicking between chapters. To solve this problem, My Father Was Secretly A Killer Monkey-Man From Outer Space Abridged Kai was invented: a story with a name so long it doesn't fit in the title box. One chapter per arc, go go go.
Status: Active With the World Eater slain, and the Civil War back in full swing, the Dragonborn shall walk the endless path to amass the greatest collection of iron daggers Nirn has ever known. Join Dragonborn Amalia Farseer and her ever loyal (and beleaguered) follower, Lydia the Housecarl. The two of them shall brave Skyrim's many perils, from scary bears to guards with knee problems.
Status: Active Many people have called Gendo Ikari a bad parent throughout the years. However, that's just the product of cultural chauvinism. If you judge him by saiyan standards, his behaviour becomes much more reasonable. A tale of giant robots, punching, and heterodox standards of good parenting.
Status: Active Taylor triggers with a power to summon giant talking monoliths engaging in a never-ending cryptic conversation. Everything is as foretold.
Status: Complete Rei and Shinji have been watching too much American television... with scary results! Rated for language, and some mild violence. Oneshot
Status: Complete Yes, back for more! This time Gendo Ikari takes over the writing chores and gives you, the reader, his humble advice yeah, right on how not to write SI! It wasn't me, honest!
Status: Complete Whoever said war was hell, has never seen the competition in the video game industries. In a strange twist of fate Shinji Ikari has found himself at the center of the madness. Now he must carry out his job as Sony's top 'intercompany relations' specialist
Status: Complete When a few of my friends admitted they didn't understand the Old Testament religious symbolism in NGE, this is how I explained it to them. Yes, I'm insane. If you don't think humor and religion go together, you probably don't want to read this. Further explanation on my profile if you need it, and no offense meant to anyone.
Status: Active Sometimes you don't have time to read a quirky, well-received story. Or maybe you have a phobia of clicking between chapters. To solve this problem, My Father Was Secretly A Killer Monkey-Man From Outer Space Abridged Kai was invented: a story with a name so long it doesn't fit in the title box. One chapter per arc, go go go.
Status: Active Emiya Shirou was probably one of the single most talented magi alive, that much he knew for certain... his obscene Prana capacity was proof of that... then the Holy Grail war started and everyone would have their biggest challenge yet... Convincing the idiot he knew the First True Magic and getting him to realize that pretty much every girl was after him. Crack Fic. Shirou/many.
Status: Complete The dark truth about Sakura Matou has been revealed, and the question has been asked: should she live, or die? Only a true hero could make such a painful choice, but... sadly, none were available.
Status: Complete Rin Tohsaka struggles to explain the mana restoration ritual to Shirou Emiya. Archer knows that if Shirou screws this up, they'll never win the Fifth Holy Grail War. So, with the help of Saber, he must make sure the ritual is completed successfully so they can save the world. The result of a conversation, possibly on crack, with best friend and fellow author Agitated Animator.
Status: Complete Of course, some would say that they weren't very good plans in the first place. Spoilers for UBW and HF. Archer x Rin, mentions of other pairings that disturb Archer greatly.
Status: Complete Returning home after a long battle, the girl known to the world at large only as 'King Arthur' seeks naught but a brief respite from her troubles. Alas, circumstances rarely cooperate...
Status: Complete Shirou once found a golden cup filled to the brim with purple sludge, so he did what any hero of justice would do; take it home and clean it. Afterwards, some funny coincidences happened. Rated T for cursing.
Status: Active Follow the daily life of a moron and a former government worker-turned-housewife as they live their new lives in the city on the Bay. Or 'Oda Nobunaga and Okita Souji get lost in the Brockton Bay Lostbelt and learn to cope. Brockton Bay... does not.'
Status: Complete Then the doorbell rang, and Shirous Utopia was shattered. Rin was standing in the frame, waving apologetically. "...Tohsaka. Who is that?" 'That' being a blonde haired, green eyed individual. Shirou blinked. And blinked again. In the hands of the stranger was a bouquet of Hyacinth flowers. He groaned. / In which Shirou gets Company in the form of Saber... and Saber... and Saber...
Status: Complete For years, the similarities between Lutecia Alphine and Servant Rider have been noted, and for years they have left the masses confused. Now... now, an explanation has finally been found. It involves, as all great explanations do, vodka. Lots of vodka. (Co-written with RadiantBeam)
Status: Active Death has some unexpected visitors, and it seems a war for the omnipotent, wish-granting Holy Grail is about to begin...but what puzzles Death the most is: why are there always chessboards? And how does the little horsey move?
Status: Complete The Knight of Betrayal herself ends up in the Star Wars universe. Her family is most displeased. Poor, poor Zelretch. Darth Maul is very aptly named, and Sidious has a face not even a Sith mother could love. A fun bit of writing to shake off the RWBY cobwebs. Enjoy. Also, this is all Lord Farsight and Solvdrage's fault.
Status: Complete We've seen the adventures. But what went on behind closed doors in between action shots? A gaggle of oneshots detailing the daily lives of Roy Mustang and his squad. Hints of Ed/Win, Roy/Riza, and parental Roy/Ed. Rated T for language
Status: Active A slow day at Odd Jobs Gin-chan, just like any other. Once again nothing of interest happened today, nothing of interest at all... "Oy, Shinpachi! Have you seen my razor anywhere?" Watch as the author repeatedly tries to write a ShinKagu fic, only for the cast to send the story so far off track that it winds up on another set of rails entirely. ShinKagu(?) GinSugar, HijiMayo. CRACK
Status: Complete "I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you..." Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Status: Active Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.
Status: Complete Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Status: Complete Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Status: Active On October 10th when the Kyuubi no Kitsune ravages Konoha, Namikaze Minato unwittingly makes a bargain with Death. Years earlier, his life is rewritten when the overpowered, bizarre, and possibly alien Eleanor Lily Potter arrives at Konoha's orphanage and quickly becomes his best friend.
Status: Complete Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!
Status: Complete "Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Status: Active For Harry, the 'next great adventure' isn't really all that great. After two-thousand years of dealing with the whining souls of the dead, he decides to spice things up a bit...by returning to his first year at Hogwarts. Crackfic! MOD!Harry Darkish!Harry GaryStu!Harry with a twist. NO Bashing!
Status: Complete Harry is sick of Umbridge and everyone pushing him around. Halfway through fifth year, he decides to Do Something about it. Warning: Contains nuts. And cults, falling sugar bowls, terrible handwriting, and beleaguered caretakers. Crack!fic.
Status: Complete It's easy to cheat on tests when you have a very knowledgeable Dark Lord only a mind's connection away. Oneshot. Winner of the 2011 DLP April Humor Competition!
Status: Active We all know the story of Harry accepting his Hogwarts letter. What if instead he wrote a letter indicating he did not wish to attend? And what universes could such a letter come from? Acepting letters on my forum!
Status: Active They're OOC! They're badly written! They're having lots of sex! A baffled Harry Potter encounters a terrifying evil...the fanfic versions of his friends.
Status: Complete During Fifth year, Harry finds Ron trying to open the Chamber of Secrets. This is a more plausible explanation as to how Ron was able to open the Chamber at the end of Deathly Hallows.
Status: Active Here"s a Harry that... has normal male nightmares, wasn"t abused by his Uncle, can"t cook, hates being called "pup", did NOT try to commit suicide, doesn"t stutter when Sirius is mentioned, sure as hell isn"t the Heir to the founders and Merlin, doesn"t ow
Status: Complete Harry had suspected that Vernon had a few skeletons in his closet, but hadn't thought they'd be anything like this. While Petunia did her best to hide the fact that she had a sister, Vernon did his best to hide the elder Mr. and Mrs. Dursley.
Status: Active The Daily Prophet has introduced a new opinion column to replace Rita Skeeter's. Minister Fudge claims it's just a publicity stunt, but many have already written to You-Know-Who for all kinds of advice.
Status: Complete Severitus Challenge - After reading so many stories about where Severus Snape is somehow Harry"s father, I have decided to write a parody about them. Complete.
Status: Active 8th in the series. Voldemort interprets the prophecy in an odd manner, and tries to talk Harry out of it. The others in this series are referred to.
Status: Complete WARNING! Do not read this fic. EVER! Gratuitous juvenile crude humour inside. Also bad language, and other sundry naughtiness. Your better off reading something else. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! So don't blame me if you hate it. Further warnings inside. 08/07/2012- The horror is finished. COMPLETE!
Status: Active SLASH! PARODY! Rita Skeeter exposes Harry Potter's untold story of what happened after he hit puberty... based solely on an unauthorized, uncorroborated interview with Lord Voldemort.
Status: Complete Complete. Luna Lovegood runs the greatest brothel in the world. What happens when Percy Weasley tries to shut her down? Set in my PimpHarryverse.
Status: Complete Harry and Hermione decide to make a soul bond, despite not really knowing what they are doing. Horlarity ensues (portmanteau of "Horror" and "Hilarity"). This short story is not to be taken seriously.
Status: Active Harry and Snape find out they are father and son. But Harry isn't the son and Snape isn't the father. A case against the use of Time-Turners by senile old men.
Status: Complete In Harry's sixth year professor Dumbledore decides to move the Mirror of Erised to a new hiding place. After accidentally causing the Mirror to fall down a staircase weird things start happening at Hogwarts. AU.
Status: Active 'Tis I, the great Merlin. Wizard Extraordinaire. Maker of Kings. Most Handsome Man Alive. And I have returned, and only because some random kid survived the Killing Curse and I, for the life of me, just can't figure out how.
Status: Complete Everything that ever went wrong in Vernon Dursley's life was the fault of those freaks. Especially The Freak, his nephew. But finally, Vernon will have some peace. Won't he?
Status: Active Or where Harry starts to be visited by Dementors with increasing frequency, and he can only wonder what the actual heck is going on. (Edit: fixed up the title/summary non K-rated words problem. Thanks for the heads up!)
Status: Complete AU, LOTR Crossover. A new year, and of course a new DADA professor. He seems a bit off, but Harry still manages to use his teachings to his ultimate advantage.
Status: Complete Hermione and Harry have a bit of a misunderstanding about each other's thoughts about harems. Luckily, they might just be able to clear things up before it is too late.
Status: Complete Tom Riddle, age 16, visits the Chamber of Secrets one night to consult the basilisk on a most important matter: his brand-new, Very Scary new name.
Status: Active Harry Potter won the war, but the cost was to high - he's still a virgin! With the entirety of the Wizarding population in England decimated by the war, how's a young hero gonna get some action? The simple solution: go back in time! Sorry, no tag backs!
Status: Complete Complete. Oneshot. This is an idea I had for what the 'power the dark lord knows not' could be. I think the only way this could end up cannon was if JKR and LSD got together. the story's meant as a joke, don't get in an uproar now
Status: Complete Disclaimer: I claim no responsibility for any brain damage that this fic may cause. You have been both warned, and... erm, farthswather, whatever that means. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK! ONESHOT! AND A SECOND SHOT!
Status: Complete A hypothetical fifteen-year-old Lily decides it's high time she learns how to drive a car so she can start attracting people like Cedric Diggory, and, as usual, she forces Wizard Lenin along for the joy ride. side fic to "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"
Status: Complete Harry Potter mistakenly decides to go back in time and save the world! Fortunately, Lord Voldemort is there to prevent Harry destroying it in the process. Time-turner meta!fic - strictly cannon compliant. Yes, an actual cannon!
Status: Complete Full title: How the Brazilian Boa Constrictor Did Not Help Harry Potter Defeat Voldemort. A crackfic in which Hermione's given Harry an idea about defeating Voldemort but the boa constrictor, an essential part of the plan, has other ideas.
Status: Complete And what, I can write up contracts that can strip the magic of any of my descendants that are inescapable? So how about one that says 'Don't be a bad person? or even 'Don't marry muggles? I can't see certain families passing that one up. And what is a marriage, anyway. If it is so arbitrary, you expect me to believe 'magic itself' or something cares about human marriage?...
Status: Complete Harry Potter has always been unique. But what's he to do when he finds out just how special he is from someone who knows way more about him than he does. A commentary on HP FanFiction as a whole.
Status: Complete So Snape's Patronus is a doe because he's in love with Lily, whose Patronus is a doe because she's in love with James, whose Patronus is a stag... Er, wait a moment, what was that again?
Status: Complete This is it. The summer where Harry is no longer the world's pinata... the only problem is, the young man can't quite get what he's expecting from a young junior auror named Tonks. Parody/Romance/Humor.
Status: Complete Professor Quirrell needs to find a Troll for that third floor corridor the Headmaster is setting up. Unfortunately, he's running out of time. No one will notice if he uses an Ogre instead, right?
Status: Active Magic is a strange and uncontrollable beast, one small thing changes and who knows what can result. Actually, I do. Madness. Complete, utter, and hilarious madness. Everything that can go wrong with Voldemort's Resurrection. Crack. One-shot.
Status: Active Harry's Wand just can't seem to make up its mind on who it belongs to... resulting in a world where Gilderoy Lockhart stops Pomona Sprout from ruining Albus Dumbledore's chances of killing Lord Voldemort. Humor one-shot.
Status: Complete When Severus Snape's sixthyear potions class and the staff have group therapy, the results are anything but theraputic and somewhat entertaining... one shot, complete. [AU now book 6 published.]
Status: Active An edgy hardcore Skyrim Player completes what he believes to be an amazing feat in game, only to wake up the following morning realizing that he had become far more intimate with his character than he ever dreamed of being. Now, if only someone could explain why he was in Japan, and why floating words from the game appeared at the most inopportune moments. DarkFic. Semi-Gamer Fic.
Status: Complete Having two Sacred Gears is GREAT! Well, other than a not so minor problem called [Gamer's Mind]. A completely steady mind is a very, very horrifying thing, particularly for a pervert.
Status: Complete [Crack!fic. Sort of Inuyasha x Kagome] "Well, maybe Kagome"s not really a lesbian, she just has really high standards," Ayumi said blandly.
Status: Complete Ganon from the cartoon series transports Ganondorf from Twilight Princess to his world. Can Ganondorf find his way home before the inhabitants of this world drive him insane?
Status: Complete For years, the similarities between Lutecia Alphine and Servant Rider have been noted, and for years they have left the masses confused. Now... now, an explanation has finally been found. It involves, as all great explanations do, vodka. Lots of vodka. (Co-written with RadiantBeam)
Status: Complete Having two Sacred Gears is GREAT! Well, other than a not so minor problem called [Gamer's Mind]. A completely steady mind is a very, very horrifying thing, particularly for a pervert.
Status: Active Shepard survived the Crucible. These are the Alliance files charting his time spent recovering in hospital. COMEDY, not to be taken too seriously. **WARNING** Shepard has hacked my account and is replying to all reviews. Proceed with caution.
Status: Complete Tali may have a new ship and a new crew, but the forces of the universe certainly aren't going to let that stop them from tormenting her. Continuation of Inglorious Bosh'tets.
Status: Complete The Command Team of the Normandy SR2 are sick of Joker's pranks. They make up a list of 182 things that Joker is no longer allowed to do.
Status: Complete Shepard vows not to shave his beard until the Reapers are defeated. But some beards are too powerful for any one man to wield, as his crew discovers to their horror.
Status: Complete So that thing where Javik can go around the Normandy and sense the places where particular crew members have made their homes on the ship in the past.Well, turns out that he can also sense places where crew members have had sex before and gets vivid visions of their encounters. And due to the suicide mission and the final fight against the Reapers. The crew has been very, very busy
Status: Active Hey. Someone had to do it. A parody of everything sexual in Mass Effect. My first attempt at crack, so please, take a look. Ash, You're move, BIATCH. RATED M FOR MAMMARY Just cause.
Status: Complete Samus has had a lot of successful missions; just ask her! But are they truly successful, or does it just seem that way? A funny take on the series as a whole, and especially on Samus. Contains spoilers and swearing.
Status: Active Midoriya is a kind boy able to turn into a mass of tentacles and teeth. Whether this is his quirk or if he is an eldritch abomination from beyond space is debatable. Despite being a nightmare made flesh he has the drive to be a hero. Even if his classmates are trying to banish him to the outer realms, or worship him as a god.
Status: Complete "Hi Kacchan, how was your day at work?" "YOU PUNCHED ME THROUGH A BUILDING! THAT WAS MY DAY AT WORK!" [Based off a tumblr post. Villain Midoriya AU, Futurefic]
Status: Active Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.
Status: Complete The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Status: Complete After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha"s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Status: Active On October 10th when the Kyuubi no Kitsune ravages Konoha, Namikaze Minato unwittingly makes a bargain with Death. Years earlier, his life is rewritten when the overpowered, bizarre, and possibly alien Eleanor Lily Potter arrives at Konoha's orphanage and quickly becomes his best friend.
Status: Active A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
Status: Active A pair of shinobi come up with a rather novel way of shirking Naruto watching duty when one of them learns the minimum requirements for enrollment in Konoha's Ninja Academy.
Status: Active Naruto gets fed up at all the people glaring at him all the time and uses Shadow Clones to let them see what it feels like. What does this have to do with Overloli Hanabi and The Orange? Read and find out.
Status: Active Kakashi was bound and determined to make sure that he didn't end up with a dead genin or one that went rogue. Plus, he kinda wanted to rub it in the other Jounin Sensei's faces that his team was just awesome like that, even if they didn't know it yet.
Status: Active After the first four Hokages are mysteriously returned to life, Konoha has to deal with the fact that they now have five Hokages, amongst other things. AU in which a perpetually drunk Madara lives long enough to do his own dirty work in the lead-up to the 4th Shinobi World War and Hashirama and Tobirama's personalities got swapped.
Status: Complete Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Status: Complete In which the Third Hokage, the three Sannin, and the Yellow Flash decide on the Fourth Hokage by means of 'not its', addressing a series of hypothetical situations, and seeing who's brave enough to put on Tsunade's cursed necklace.
Status: Active We all know anime/manga Naruto's known as an idiot. Now, how about something different? Let's give him a new quirk, shall we? What about a REALLY ramen obsessed Naruto? A super-negative-emo Naruto? A Kakashi-must-die Naruto? Each chap, different quirk.
Status: Complete Madara tracks down Naruto find out the answer to a very important question: Just how is he so persuasive? Initially reluctant, Naruto agrees if Madara explains his own powers of persuasion. Needless to say, the explanations just make them more confused.
Status: Complete Naruto confronts Kakashi about his blatant favoritism towards Sasuke, and the response Kakashi gives him was somewhat surprising. Kakashi was a ninja afterall.
Status: Complete The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]
Status: Complete Team7. Porn therapy, apparently was supposed to help their sensei feel better, but when Sasuke burns what materials they've got, its up to Team Seven to use their imaginations... Pray for them.
Status: Complete In which a girl Haku decides to protect herself while travelling by pretending to be a boy...without actually changing her appearance in the slightest. Zabuza tries to understand her reasoning, but that seems to be as unbalanced as she is.
Status: Complete It is clear now. Obito was manipulated by Madara, who was influenced by Indra's chakra, who turned evil because of Zetsu, who was created by Kaguya. But who could be controlling Kaguya? Silly one-shot.
Status: Complete Time-Travel - a well-known plot-device to fix things before they even started to go wrong. But traveling through time isn"t easy. What if something went wrong?
Status: Complete Sakura, Sai and Akatsuki centric crack fic. Akatsuki are getting just a bit sick of finding pink haired medic nins chained up in their dungeons, not that anyone ever asks their opinion. And things only get weirder when Sai shows up to the rescue.
Status: Complete After Naruto dragged him back to Konoha, Sasuke settled down with Sakura and had a kid. Tragically, he must have vengeance on Itachi and so eventually leaves again. Or tries to. His wife is NOT happy to be left behind again...
Status: Complete Post-series. Upon making Chuunin, Naruto and Co are called into Tsunade's office to hear some startling news: Naruto is secretly a girl. And apparently a lesbian. And no, she's still not in love with Sasuke. And why does no one ever tell her these things?
Status: Active Hiruzen had a great idea after the Kyuubi's rampage. He continued to have great ideas after Orochimaru's defection and even Danzo's insistence and the Uchiha's slaughter. Naruto Uzumaki would not grow alone, and if along the way other shinobi would not grow alone too...who ever said Shinobi had to be twisted and solitary individuals? No! What they need...was a family.
Status: Complete As we all know, Akatsuki are misunderstood little angels who never really meant to hurt anyone. A crack fic where they see the light and end up twice as frightening anyway.
Status: Active Because really, there was only one person in the world of Naruto who would ever think that smashing the very fabric of time over his knee like a wooden stick was a good idea.
Status: Complete In which a plothole is exploited for the sake of comedy. Orochimaru really should've thought twice about using Edo Tensei to bring back to life the man responsible for inventing it in the first place, ne?
Status: Complete A series of things that Konoha's genin are not allowed to do in order of teams. Now, a blast from the past! The one! The only! Team Minato!
Status: Complete Receiving an evil gift from evil people having an evil plan and evil intentions, Naruto starts his journey to become the story's villain with the help of his shoulder devil, Chibi-Kyuubi. The results are... quite predictable. A parody of villain cliches, co-authored by Slayer End. Dead.
Status: Complete The Sage of the Six Paths had planned his Grand Entrance to perfection. That plan had not involved arriving early and getting lost on the outer perimeters of Naruto and Sasuke's Minds. Since neither Mind wants to die any time soon, guides have been sent to help the Sage get back on schedule. (Spoilers post-Chapter 669, a vaguely surreal meandering tour, borders on crack)
Status: Complete The Kyuubi is canonically gender neutral and you can't tell me that wouldn't have an effect on a subconscious it had been in contact with from the day of its birth.
Status: Active One of the things they never point out about the legendary Sannin is that each have these little...quirks. Something that this fic addresses. Rated M for language and sexual innuendo no citrus though.
Status: Complete Pure crack. Akatsuki are broke, but fortunately, exiled S class criminal organisations have their ways and means of raising funds. Like bake sales and puppet shows.
Status: Active Make Love, not War! Naruto displays the value of these words as a baby, whether he wanted too or not. Now the world will be subjected to a different Path to Peace, one the Rikudo Sennin had hoped would forever remain lost and buried in the shards of history.
Status: Complete The part of being a jounin-sensei that no one talks about is having to handle genin paperwork. If Hiruzen had known that having genin would increase his piles of personal hell, then he would have jumped out the window before anyone could assign him any.
Status: Complete Anko is making a portrait, Kurenai and Asuma are NOT cuddling, Genma is making a joke, and Kakashi is amused. Genma should know better than to make fun of Gai. Just a bit of jounin-based humor and looking Underneath the Underneath.
Status: Complete Naruto and Sasuke are reduced to fanboys bickering about who will win in a Minato vs. Itachi fight. Shiho of the crypto-technology department provides the answers, and then some. Spoilerish.
Status: Complete Naruto time travel is a common theme, but we only ever see what happens to canon!Naruto when he time travels. What about all the Naruto from Alternate Timelines? Makes fun of multiple pairings het, slash, and femslash. Humor, satire, parody. for Corselli
Status: Complete The Uchiha clan has a mandatory five year reunion, and Sasuke thinks he's having this one by himself. Boy, was he wrong. Rated T for swearing. Crack!fic. Oneshot.
Status: Complete In which Sarutobi Hiruzen makes some very bad decisions while sick with the flu, and Shimura Danzo has to run damage control. "While I agree that a supervising mission for a four-year-old's birthday party that includes all sixteen of her little friends from preschool is a bloody nightmare, it doesn't require the use of ANBU or judicious application of force as needed."
Status: Active In which Itachi and Satsuki have a beautifully codependent sibling relationship, Gaara is a stalker with a crush, Naruko trolls, and Shisui and Sakura despair at the state of the people they call their friends. Non-massacre AU, always-a-girl!Gaara, Satsuki, & Naruko. Mostly crack-ish.
Status: Complete LightningHunter's Parody of fics we hate. Parody of badly written fics, high school fics, selfinserts, male pregnancies, people who can't write summaries, and unoriginality. Mrated for a lot of language. Chapter 2! Also features LightningHunter's flames!
Status: Active A series of short stories of the exactly 1K variety dealing with Naruto hooking up with anyone and everyone. Evil, good, old, young, male, female - it doesn't matter... well, except the male option - only one of those just to be funny... hopefully...
Status: Active A tale that has yet to be told, but waiting realization. If the main characters can get there, that is. The sequel to Fourth Wall! Kind of . . .
Status: Complete Because fanfiction usually isn't a proper representation of canon. Some of the Naruto characters are bitter (and the others are outraged). One-shot, crack-fic, mock-fic!
Status: Active The Straw Hats appear upon the USS Enterprise-D, and things are tense until Luffy finds the Food Replicator and unlimited meat. After that, the Federation did not know what hit it.
Status: Active A series of snippits based on the idea that Saitama was considered the number one most powerful villain and a God level threat for years by the entire world... and never knew.
Status: Active Kink meme de-anon. While shopping one day, Akira and Futaba discover a porn based on the adventures of the Phantom Thieves. A bad, BAD porn. Of course, Futaba loves a bad movie and seeing her friends miserable, so watching it is not optional. And misery loves company, so...
Status: Complete In which Maya finally explains to Pearl that she and Phoenix are never going to get married and live happily ever after. Phoenix agrees... until she gets to the 'why' part.
Status: Complete It always seemed really suspicious to me how easily Team RWBY and Team JNPR managed to get paired up with extremely compatible partners despite how random the team selections actually were. This is my short theory to how the teams were actually created.
Status: Active Turns out being the leader of a team has a big drawback: whenever your team does something stupid, you get blamed because you couldn't control them properly. Poor Ruby Rose gets subjected to this blame game so many times, until one day, she finally snaps. Rated M for extreme language and mentions of sexual activies.
Status: Complete No one understood Blake. No one understood the secrets of her past. No one understood just how to make her feel better. No one knew the key to her heart. No one... except him. Even if he didn't realize it at the time. Cover art by Imyoshi.
Status: Complete Ruby Rose discovered the boundaries of her new world early on. Then, she learned how to break them. Imagine how this looked to everyone else. [Set mid-season 1, twist on Gamer-style nonsense. Updated Saturdays.]
Status: Active Based on her choice of literature, you'd think Blake would know how to write a good erotic story. As it turns out however, Blake Belladonna is the worst smut writer in the history of Remnant, as Team RWBY sadly discovers...
Status: Active What happens when Weiss Schnee doesn't understand the intricacies of slang, puns, and innuendos? All sorts of awkward and unusual situations. Written as an entry for RWBY Writing Prompt Wednesday #85.
Status: Active A shortage of coffee at Beacon means Doctor Oobleck has to teach a class without the help of his precious caffeine. History is always interesting, and perhaps for the first time, the history teacher will be too. No longer a one-shot. Borderline crackfic. *On hold until Christmas 2017*
Status: Active Professor Port teaches the boys at Beacon how to be men, enrages Glynda (but its probably just cause she's in the closet), fights a secret war with Salem (total babe), Deals with a jealous Ozpin, and considers settling down-with a real queen. All in a day for the greatest huntsman to have ever lived. Player. Professor. Protector. Penetrator. Peter Port.
Status: Complete A predator stalks the night! A killer, moving through the darkness like a living shadow! A creature of stealth, of shadows, striking at his victims without mercy... ...if it wasn't for this one little problem he's having with his target profile.
Status: Complete Inspired after watching a superhero flick with his friends, Jaune decides it's about time he unlocked his semblance. With the help of his friends, he will become a superpowered hunter just like them. Stand aside, citizens. There's a new hero in town. Action, drama, thrills, this origin story has it all. Except pictures. This isn't a comic book. Sorry.
Status: Active A pure comedy story, filled with dumb humor and shitty jokes. Jaune is connected to all his parallel selves, he can't quite seem to think properly. He explodes. A lot.
Status: Complete Salem vexedly explains to one of her devoted followers why the Grimm do not have certain important anatomical parts that humans or faunus do. [one-shot]
Status: Active Pyrrha has a secret. Something about her that none of the teachers know, and as far as she's concerned they never should know. But when Ozpin asks her to take on a role that can only be filled by a true maiden, will she have to tell the truth?
Status: Complete Akane has accused Ranma of cheating on her again two years after Ranma's arrival. This is normal. What is NOT normal is Kasumi snaps, and promptly starts screaming her head off, informing the family of who the REAL adulterer is! Uh oh! Oneshot.
Status: Active Bored out of his mind, Ranma decides to teach himself a new martial art: Aggressively NonAggressive Defensive Combat, otherwise known as Hug Fu. However, he neglects to tell Akane that she's his training partner.... Many thanks to FrameofMind for giving m
He's WHAT! by The Other Side of Darkness Humor/Romance
Status: Complete After the failed wedding Ranma's life seems to getting more and more bleak, he just seems to give up on all hope to ever be happy. Then one day he finds someone who loves him for who he is and nothing that he wants... Wait... HE! I dare ya ta read it.
Status: Complete [Story Complete] The true reason Genma was cursed to turn into a panda. A very short story on the nature of Jhusenkyou's curses. Please comment
Status: Active Originally intended to be a place to post a series of vignettes, I've decided to follow the plot line of this first chapter. Though don't expect regular updates.As for the story summary? Three words Celibate Tentacle Demon.
Status: Complete The most unlikely hero imaginable inadvertently saves the galaxy from evil dominion and oppression. And Luke thought it had to be hard... ROTJ ends just a bit differently.
Status: Complete The Knight of Betrayal herself ends up in the Star Wars universe. Her family is most displeased. Poor, poor Zelretch. Darth Maul is very aptly named, and Sidious has a face not even a Sith mother could love. A fun bit of writing to shake off the RWBY cobwebs. Enjoy. Also, this is all Lord Farsight and Solvdrage's fault.
Status: Complete [Freak of Nature] When Kirigaya Minetaka and his wife Midori found a strange 'pod' in the mountains, they knew they should have walked away. When a confused and weird-eyed little kid came out, the feeling was only doubled so. But...he seemed harmless, and he made their daughter laugh, so really, bringing him home couldn't hurt, right? After all, what's the worst that could happen?
Status: Active The battle at Wrathgate is about to commence, however the Lich King doesn't feel like fighting. A story of epic battles, harrowing adventures, and retcons that make the whole thing completely pointless. Chapter 8 is up. Humor fic.
Status: Active More randomness from the person with a realy warped brain. Ever wondered what a Noncodex chapter gets upto when not trying to kill Traitors and Monsters? well wonder no more!
Status: Active Some were good, others bad. Some died a coward, others a martyr. Yet this changed nothing, for in the end, every person in the Ishimura was forced to face something terrible, something they could not defeat, something that Should Not Be. This is not their story. Oi! 'Tis is 'ta ruddin UGLYEST friggin squigg EVAR!
Status: Active The conflict of ships in space takes second place to the conflict of personalities between Captain Pondsworth and Commissar Griggs. Pondsworth and Griggs Saga: Story 1
Status: Active This is a fanfic inspired by a line from 'Use of Weapons' by Iain M Banks. This is what happens when you stray fom the emperor. you have been warned.
Status: Active Follow the daily life of a moron and a former government worker-turned-housewife as they live their new lives in the city on the Bay. Or 'Oda Nobunaga and Okita Souji get lost in the Brockton Bay Lostbelt and learn to cope. Brockton Bay... does not.'
Status: Active Taylor triggers with a power to summon giant talking monoliths engaging in a never-ending cryptic conversation. Everything is as foretold.
Status: Complete A thrilling tale that none believed would ever happen, and that the participants hoped would never be remembered! The day a Ward and a Nazi Blender-Wolf saved Christmas! BTW, this is not real serious.
Status: Active We all know the story of Harry accepting his Hogwarts letter. What if instead he wrote a letter indicating he did not wish to attend? And what universes could such a letter come from? Acepting letters on my forum!
Status: Complete The other knights invite Integra to a Halloween ball...unfortunately for them, she's allowed guests. It's going to be a night to remember...(COMPLETE)
Status: Active Takara Miyuki is a kind, graceful, and elegant young lady. But throughout her high-school years something sinister and dark was lurking behind those bright, bubbly eyes. Currently being polished and rewritten. CHAPTERS 1-7 UPDATED. READ IT. READ IT NOW!
Status: Complete Professor Quirrell needs to find a Troll for that third floor corridor the Headmaster is setting up. Unfortunately, he's running out of time. No one will notice if he uses an Ogre instead, right?
Status: Active After seeing the bottom of one too many bottles of things normally served in quite small glasses, Zel got An Idea. The kind that always seems brilliant at the time, but later leads to much agonized wondering of what evil demon possessed you.
Status: Complete [Kenny centric] By the fourth time he'd died, the novelty had worn off. If this was all some joke, it was obviously being pulled off by someone who was both easily amused and had way too much time on his hands.
Status: Complete When the Vulcan Science Vessel fails to show, Zephram Cochran decides to do some exploring and First Contact goes a bit...differently.
Status: Active The Straw Hats appear upon the USS Enterprise-D, and things are tense until Luffy finds the Food Replicator and unlimited meat. After that, the Federation did not know what hit it.
Status: Complete Ever struck by how great some units are at standing firm, even after loosing 95% of their troops? Excellent morale and all that, sure, but one does wonder... A little humour.
Status: Complete A meeting of the twentyseven dead apostle ancestors gone awry. Couple uses of the fbomb, one or two other swears, but aside from that, totally tame.
Status: Complete Maybe you're wondering how the convoluted events of Xenoblade Chronicles X came to be. Maybe, like me, you're searching for the truth. About human nature. About identity, about religion, about everything. This story is completely unrelated. Rated T for meanie words. AND SPOILERS.