So many stupid things
       can happen in my fucking life,
And you are one of them,
       so I must count to five.
I was born many years ago
       and I was not very wise,
So when you told me that you left me,
       there was big surprise.

A lot of stupid people 
       brake my life and make me weack,
And those of them, who fucks me up,
       must simply suck my dick.
So you, baby, you fucked me up;
       you're one of stupid men,
And all your thougts are stupid
       like your stupid fucking plans.