I was destined for the 9th circle of hell,
But if I had the chance,
I"d willingly descend even lower,
Because I"m a fucking asshole man.

I really don"t know,
I really don't can,
I"m just a fucking asshole man.

Why postpone it for later?
Maybe I should head straight to hell.
Satan awaits me, but I"m too much of an asshole man,
And, to be honest, I"m too lazy to go there.

I really don"t know,
I really don't can,
I"m just a fucking asshole man.

Perhaps only if a bus to hell passes by,
And the crowd shoves me in,
Satan will be waiting for me.

I really don"t know,
I really don't can,
I"m just a fucking asshole man.

So be it,
Exactly like that.